LifeFuel I passed the phone dick test (lifefuel for fatcels)

[AsiaCel]

Yeah boyos I passed the phone dick test.

Basically I put my phone near my dick to measure it (less awkward than bringing a ruler) and to my surprise I passed it. My phone is roughly 5'6 inch and my dick was slightly longer than my phone. I got my 6' phone and my dick was pretty close to 6inch, possibly could go above 6inch BPEL

Lifefuel for fatcels.
Before losing weight I was 4'5 NBPEL, now basically I gained more than a inch and my dick is above 5'8

Not exactly impressive but better than nothing. Not like we get to use it anyway.

 

[Insomniac]

Posting because I’m sad this has 0 replies

 

[Haywire]

and you forgot about girth like many do. i can pass that test too but my girth is skinny.

 

[Gengar]

What kind of test is this?

 

[Deleted member 7573]

my phone have 6'4 my dick is slightly bigger than my phone

 

[Deleted member 14866]

6 inches is nothing

And IOS12 has a measuring app

 

[Templarcel421]

Banned for dick bragging

 

[Spite]

But can you pass the toilet paper roll test?

 

[Deleted member 14866]

But can you pass the toilet paper roll test?

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Cope.

I just measure it against my monitor.

 

[Haywire]

Banned for dick bragging

5.7 passes the test like many woman wont make fun of that size and you could have skinny girth.

 

[Ignas]

6' phone? Jfl that phone heightmogs me brutally

 

[Sans]

Banned for dick bragging

Over for dickcels, damned if you have a small dick and damned if you have a big dick

 

[Templarcel421]

Over for dickcels, damned if you have a small dick and damned if you have a big dick

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I passed it too. It won't get me laid anytime soon though.

 

[AsiaCel]

But can you pass the toilet paper roll test?

I do. My dick is somewhere girth 5'3 I think. Could be lower tho

 

[Michael15651]

6' phone? Jfl that phone heightmogs me brutally

Same.

 

[Cuyen]

Stop coping boyo. foids want 10 inch dog dick.

 

[blackcel]

lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.

 

[2340922]

Thank you for information

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Stop coping boyo. foids want 10 inch dog dick.

this

 

[Cuyen]

this

Someone said dogs can last longer during the sex lmao. dogpill is brutal.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Someone said dogs can last longer during the sex lmao. dogpill is brutal.

yeah that shit killed me too
and they have knots and warmer sperm

they mog chad when it comes to sex

 

[Cuyen]

yeah that shit killed me too
and they have knots and warmer sperm

they mog chad when it comes to sex

I don't know what kind of pills we will see tbh. I remember how dogpill pissed on us at the starting of the 2019.. wonder what next brutal pill will be.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

I remember how dogpill pissed on us at the starting of the 2019.. wonder what next brutal pill will be.

there isn't a more brutal pill, than the dogpill.

maybe the parentpill will catch on? idk

 

[Cuyen]

there isn't a more brutal pill, than the dogpill.

maybe the parentpill will catch on? idk

I don't know really.eventually a new pill will come out and fuck our life worse.

 

[Michael15651]

lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.

OP really did it this time.

 

[Sniffles]

lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.

I keked really hard at this I won't lie.

 

[AsiaCel]

lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.

i wipe my phone with babywipe so its clear

 

[Cuyen]

lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.

lmao I laughed so hard at this high iq tbh

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

Phones me

 

[AsiaCel]

Phones me

 

[FinnCel]

I'm afraid to even try it

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Mine is 4.5 inches against the bone, 4 inches exposed. Girth is about 4.2 inches.

 

[investigatorcel]

Dicks me

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Stop coping boyo. foids want 10 inch dog dick.