[LifeFuel] I passed the phone dick test (lifefuel for fatcels)

AsiaCel

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Yeah boyos I passed the phone dick test.

Basically I put my phone near my dick to measure it (less awkward than bringing a ruler) and to my surprise I passed it. My phone is roughly 5'6 inch and my dick was slightly longer than my phone. I got my 6' phone and my dick was pretty close to 6inch, possibly could go above 6inch BPEL

Lifefuel for fatcels.
Before losing weight I was 4'5 NBPEL, now basically I gained more than a inch and my dick is above 5'8

Not exactly impressive but better than nothing. Not like we get to use it anyway.
 

Haywire

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and you forgot about girth like many do. i can pass that test too but my girth is skinny.
 

Cuyen

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Stop coping boyo. foids want 10 inch dog dick.
 

blackcel

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lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.
 

Cuyen

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yeah that shit killed me too:feelsrope:
and they have knots and warmer sperm

they mog chad when it comes to sex
I don't know what kind of pills we will see tbh. I remember how dogpill pissed on us at the starting of the 2019.. wonder what next brutal pill will be.
 

AsiaCel

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lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.
i wipe my phone with babywipe so its clear
 

Cuyen

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lol, you touched your phone with your dick. Now whenever use use your phone you are going to have dick residue on your face, making you gay.
lmao I laughed so hard at this:feelshaha::feelshaha: high iq tbh
 

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