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LifeFuel I Passed - I’m Going to Be A Cop

Michael15651

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As you some of you may know already passed the fitness test

Today I went in for an interview today, got asked a bunch of scenarios by 5 officers, and ended up passing the board interview.

Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)

Got my fingerprints taken today and my offer letter (same pay as my current job but unlimited overtime and double pay on OT)

Feels unreal
 
trucel trait noted down
cop = cope
 
Fakecel if you're intimidating enough to be a cop. Unless it's like a DEI hire or something.
 
Are you going to delete your account now? I hope you don't. Your company is very appreciated.
 
Can't wait ti see the future posts about it. You will be the only pig I might respect
 
We now have a fed in our midst
 
As you some of you may know already passed the fitness test

Today I went in for an interview today, got asked a bunch of scenarios by 5 officers, and ended up passing the board interview.

Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)

Got my fingerprints taken today and my offer letter (same pay as my current job but unlimited overtime and double pay on OT)

Feels unreal
Are you going to use your position as a cop to punish chads and foids?
 
Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)
I cant believe they actually do polygraph tests, I thought these were unreliable af kek.
But yeah good job tbh, I feel for you.
Will you have to do additional training now, or are you starting right away?
 
could i suicide by cop on you lol
 
Are you going to delete your account now? I hope you don't. Your company is very appreciated.
Congrats bro

Will you have to do additional training now, or are you starting right away?

Appreciate it

I still have to wait on the background check (it’ll pass but they said it takes 1-6 months) and the academy is another 3 months

This is just saying “you are a perfect candidate and can now move onto the academy once background clears”
 
Good for you, its literally glowie thread.
 
As you some of you may know already passed the fitness test

Today I went in for an interview today, got asked a bunch of scenarios by 5 officers, and ended up passing the board interview.

Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)

Got my fingerprints taken today and my offer letter (same pay as my current job but unlimited overtime and double pay on OT)

Feels unreal
well done. Foids love cops, so at least you can ascend better than us rotting here all day watching porn
 
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Congrats! Now to get back at your bullies.
 
Great. When do you get a gun?
 
I hope you kill a lot of nigs.
 
Fakecel if you're intimidating enough to be a cop. Unless it's like a DEI hire or something.
Kek yeah, if I applied to be a cop id just be laughed at by nigger criminals
 
So now ur officially a glowie :feelskek:
 
I better hear about you creating a new civil rights hero
 
As you some of you may know already passed the fitness test

Today I went in for an interview today, got asked a bunch of scenarios by 5 officers, and ended up passing the board interview.

Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)

Got my fingerprints taken today and my offer letter (same pay as my current job but unlimited overtime and double pay on OT)

Feels unreal
Good job. Now make sure this doesn't get tied to you by the feds. I hope you've been using a VPN at least.
 
IT cucks seething that we have literal law enforcement among us
 
ur guyz killed george floyd
 
Congratulations, but why a cop?
 
As you some of you may know already passed the fitness test

Today I went in for an interview today, got asked a bunch of scenarios by 5 officers, and ended up passing the board interview.

Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)

Got my fingerprints taken today and my offer letter (same pay as my current job but unlimited overtime and double pay on OT)

Feels unreal
Isn’t there an extensive background check before going to police academy?
 
I might be late to the party, but my sincere congratulations on your achievement bro, you make .is proud!

:feelsYall: :feelsYall: :feelsYall:
 
You should only arrest women
 
When a bro uses the code phrase...

"There's no face for my drivers license."

When you ask for their drivers license, you have to give them a verbal warning, and let them go. Saying the acknowledgment code phrase...

"It's over. Go Alex..."
 
Now please let domestic abusERs and woman beatERs free
 
Fakecel if you're intimidating enough to be a cop. Unless it's like a DEI hire or something.
incels are in a ugly way imtimidated,thats why people avoid you
 
Can they see that you are member in .is ?
:lul: :lul: :lul:
 
Don't betray and doxx us once you get to the high ranks :feelsugh:
 
Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)
Confirmation that polygraph tests don't work then.
 
As you some of you may know already passed the fitness test

Today I went in for an interview today, got asked a bunch of scenarios by 5 officers, and ended up passing the board interview.

Got hooked up to a polygraph test and got a 99% honesty rating (most of the questions were crimes/acts/thoughts/etc)

Got my fingerprints taken today and my offer letter (same pay as my current job but unlimited overtime and double pay on OT)

Feels unreal
I finished police foundations in canada. Xan you give me any tips? I don't know where to start with this shit
 

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