Story I once glued fake fingernails on to myself to pretend my hand was female

[GaelicIrish]

About a year ago I glued these long nails onto myself just to see what it was like to have a female hand touch my penis, it was the lowest point I hit. It went from bad to worse when I couldn't get them off, that was a time to panic.

Here is a cropped photo for proof

 

[Konars]

Buy a flashlight it's cheap and feels good.

 

[The End]

I love it, man. Don't think of it as low - think of it as a new high in degeneracy.

 

[rotting-alone]

That is some fucking stupid-ass cope. If you want to break the misery try some of what I do:

> get high as fuck and just fap so hard while imagining you are fucking a girl. If you get mega-high it's easy to sensationalize.

> get high as fuck and go get a lap-dance at a strip club. Just pretend like it's your girlfriend cuddling with you. Again, it might seem pointless and it is if you're sober. But if you get balls-high and have a vivid imagination it can work.

I tried both of these and they work really well.

 

[Sadist]

That is some fucking stupid-ass cope. If you want to break the misery try some of what I do:

> get high as fuck and just fap so hard while imagining you are fucking a girl. If you get mega-high it's easy to sensationalize.

> get high as fuck and go get a lap-dance at a strip club. Just pretend like it's your girlfriend cuddling with you. Again, it might seem pointless and it is if you're sober. But if you get balls-high and have a vivid imagination it can work.

I tried both of these and they work really well.

might try these

 

[Sadist]

JFL this has to be a LARP

 

[Weirdcel]

It's over.

 

[Redpill Robert]

That would be one ugly femoid's hand. Want to be jacked off by a hambeast?

Know those fashion catalogs and stuff? My mom used to get them in the mail and I'd jack off to them all the time. I'd even cut slits where the sluts' mouths were and stick my dick in, pretending they were sucking my dick. It's a wonder I never got a papercut on my dick.

 

[rotting-alone]

might try these

Try the strip club one. Trust me it's good. But I guess it all depends on how your brain is when high. Everyone is different.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

That is some fucking stupid-ass cope. If you want to break the misery try some of what I do:

> get high as fuck and just fap so hard while imagining you are fucking a girl. If you get mega-high it's easy to sensationalize.

> get high as fuck and go get a lap-dance at a strip club. Just pretend like it's your girlfriend cuddling with you. Again, it might seem pointless and it is if you're sober. But if you get balls-high and have a vivid imagination it can work.

I tried both of these and they work really well.

just dont get addicted to strip clubs, can happen very easily to subhumans