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LifeFuel I Nutt Within 3 Minutes Of Using A Sex Toy

BrendioEEE

BrendioEEE

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What the fuck? So as you may know I ordered a sex toy, penetratable one, I tried to cancel the order because I don't have much money and only ordered it because I was tired and horny and that's when I am most prone to make mistakes which is why I tend to fap as quickly as possible so i'll have clarity and control over my actions.
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Well I just got it recently and I tried it out. I nutt almost instantly, it's funny because I already nutted earlier today, and that took ages. Holy fuck this is a game changer, you don't even need 2D porn with this, wtf. I can get clarity that quickly aswell. Holy shit, I don't even regret it now. This might allow me to think clearly and be more productive. Jfc...imagine how much more productive and clear we'd all be able to be if we had the real thing?
 
What the fuck? So as you may know I ordered a sex toy, penetratable one, I tried to cancel the order because I don't have much money and only ordered it because I was tired and horny and that's when I am most prone to make mistakes which is why I tend to fap as quickly as possible so i'll have clarity and control over my actions.

Well I just got it recently and I tried it out. I nutt almost instantly, it's funny because I already nutted earlier today, and that took ages. Holy fuck this is a game changer, you don't even need 2D porn with this, wtf. I can get clarity that quickly aswell. Holy shit, I don't even regret it now. This might allow me to think clearly and be more productive. Jfc...imagine how much more productive and clear we'd all be able to be if we had the real thing?
how much did it cost and where can I get one from?
 
Sex toy is a decent cope, feels great, better than the hand
 
imagine if we had the real thing :feelsbadman:
 
I would have to also buy a safe to hide it in
 
I would have to also buy a safe to hide it in
Yeah I have a fucking scuffed temporary hiding spot for it, too afraid to even say it on here in case CIA niggers try and fuck with me :worryfeels:
 
I would but I'm scared a friend or visitor would find it
 
One time I was so horny and couldn't think clearly and I almost had the urge to send a dick pic to a cousin
 
I would but I'm scared a friend or visitor would find it
Yeah you need a secure hiding/storage spot for it. It was pure luck I was even able to get the package inside without anyone noticing.
 
I nut within three minutes in general.

t. non-circumcisedcel
 
One time I was so horny and couldn't think clearly and I almost had the urge to send a dick pic to a cousin
It's over, I almost did something unrecoverable when I was horny when I was younger. Literally sub 80 IQ when i'm horny.
I nut within three minutes in general.

t. non-circumcisedcel
I'm Half Circumcised
Dfgd
 
Can you drink milk out of it put a mannequiun head on it
 
yes I might buy it to cope but I have to do it so it arrives during the weekend when I'm at home all day
what if ur parents find it tbh would u rope?
 
what if ur parents find it tbh would u rope?
I already have a pocket pussy that has a case underneath my bed for months, not even hidden, like right there that i can pull it out while laying on my bed by not even looking, I have needs that need to be fulfilled
 
Don't worry, you will gain a tolerance to your toy and it won't work as good. Literally the only thing that I can think of that makes you nut instantly Everytime is a Hitachi wand flesh light attatchment.
 
What the fuck? So as you may know I ordered a sex toy, penetratable one, I tried to cancel the order because I don't have much money and only ordered it because I was tired and horny and that's when I am most prone to make mistakes which is why I tend to fap as quickly as possible so i'll have clarity and control over my actions.

Well I just got it recently and I tried it out. I nutt almost instantly, it's funny because I already nutted earlier today, and that took ages. Holy fuck this is a game changer, you don't even need 2D porn with this, wtf. I can get clarity that quickly aswell. Holy shit, I don't even regret it now. This might allow me to think clearly and be more productive. Jfc...imagine how much more productive and clear we'd all be able to be if we had the real thing?

What the fuck did you get, you have to tell me now
 
cope. I use warm apple pie and oranges.
 
Onaholes are awesome. One day a robot will be able to fuck the shit out of you and then cook you dinner. The future is going to fucking suck hard and I’ll be a old man or dead, but at least future incels will have some solace.
 
Reminds me of this.

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I might upgrade from my hand soon.
 
With mastered nofap you have 24/7 mental clarity
 
I wish we get robots with this capability.

Don't bet on it though cause the butch/bull dyke Femistazis want to turn us all into feminised compliant catamite cucks.
 
Looks nice but id feel weird knowing someone may see it, no thx


Also cleaning it must be gay, you also probably have to pour some liquid into it from time to time to keep it wet

Apart from that
It's a cope that will make u fap more

Fapping is not the answer
 
Great.
I might invest in sex toys later down the road.
Make the most of it; in 20 years we'll all be eunuchs
Indeed man.
It´s no longer a speculation.
Better store the good stuff, before they take it away from us.
 
What the fuck? So as you may know I ordered a sex toy, penetratable one, I tried to cancel the order because I don't have much money and only ordered it because I was tired and horny and that's when I am most prone to make mistakes which is why I tend to fap as quickly as possible so i'll have clarity and control over my actions.

Well I just got it recently and I tried it out. I nutt almost instantly, it's funny because I already nutted earlier today, and that took ages. Holy fuck this is a game changer, you don't even need 2D porn with this, wtf. I can get clarity that quickly aswell. Holy shit, I don't even regret it now. This might allow me to think clearly and be more productive. Jfc...imagine how much more productive and clear we'd all be able to be if we had the real thing?
The only way I'd be able to nut with that no limbed thing is if I had VR goggles and watching pov porn. Other than that, sounds like a grade A cope if you can't afford a full real doll. :feelsokman:
 
is 3 mins a short time to cum? this is very unsettling
 
The only way I'd be able to nut with that no limbed thing is if I had VR goggles and watching pov porn. Other than that, sounds like a grade A cope if you can't afford a full real doll. :feelsokman:
Cbf cleaning up the full doll jfl
 
Cbf cleaning up the full doll jfl
True, but just nut outside and then use wet wipes. Don't have one so don't know how hard the cleanup is tbh.
 

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