I now shower for more than 30 minutes every morning

[Troll]

I still smell like Shreks apartment

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went to the doctor and he still won't prescribe me anything to stop my swamp ass

what a life

 

[Deleted member 306]

Just stay in the shower

 

[Anonymous]

How do you even have the energy to shower that -long? I've been missing my early showers every other day man...

 

[Its_OVER]

It's ORGE boi

 

[Mossypete]

What's your die like? A lot of times BO comes down to that. Might be something as simple as too much dairy.

 

[Weed]

"I still smell like Shreks apartment"

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Your facial bones grew 0,01mm during those extra 30 minutes.

 

[crushed]

can you actually smell yourself.

 

[Troll]

can you actually smell yourself.

Yes, I tried shaving my armpits and applied more deodorant but it wears off after like 3 hours. It's not the cheap shit too!

My swamp ass is why I never played sports in school.

 

[Grotesque]

You need to get a haircut while you're in the shower, and also be respectful of women, so cover up anything that could threaten rape.

 

[Celcelleclec]

Are you lifting while in shower though?

 

[blickpall]

Stop eating crappy foods, that is part of what makes your BO reek.