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I now shower for more than 30 minutes every morning

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I still smell like Shreks apartment

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went to the doctor and he still won't prescribe me anything to stop my swamp ass

what a life
 

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Just stay in the shower
 
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How do you even have the energy to shower that -long? I've been missing my early showers every other day man...
 
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It's ORGE boi
 
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What's your die like? A lot of times BO comes down to that. Might be something as simple as too much dairy.
 
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"I still smell like Shreks apartment"
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Your facial bones grew 0,01mm during those extra 30 minutes.
 
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can you actually smell yourself.
 
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crushed said:
can you actually smell yourself.

Yes, I tried shaving my armpits and applied more deodorant but it wears off after like 3 hours. It's not the cheap shit too!

My swamp ass is why I never played sports in school.
 
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You need to get a haircut while you're in the shower, and also be respectful of women, so cover up anything that could threaten rape.
 
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Are you lifting while in shower though?
 
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Stop eating crappy foods, that is part of what makes your BO reek.
 

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