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Serious I never actually realized that women are actually really really weird too

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This is gonna sound really stupid. But I just realized that as weird as incels are, women are also incredibly weird, if not weirder than us.

First of all, I think the weirdest thing about a woman is how inconsistent they are. It doesn't matter where you fall in the DEI spectrum. As a human, you should aspire to be consistent in regard to communication input and output. We are biological systems. We take inputs, give outputs. And with low SMV men it just works like AI. Whatever input we take, our output will be predictable akin to an LLM model response. But imagine if one day you asked ChatGPT, hey what is 35 percent of $150? And it responded, 3 hours later, "you know, you really need to check your privilege. I can't do this. I need a mental health day"

THATS REALLY HOW IT IS WITH THESE BITCHES. You don't even know where this came from. I thought you were a machine with a job to do. I have a job too, but I can't just randomly flake like you do and get away with it. No male chink can pull a female's level of bullshit and not starve to death. Reliable input and output as cogs in a system is something every human NEEDS for them to function optimally in society. But females break this fuckign rule and its weird that they don't get called out for it.

They are the most inconsistent people on earth. Everything about an incel is completely logical, consistent, and predictable. We may not be 'normal' relative to a population as a whole, but the fact that we are so predictably consistent is the opposite of weird. Whereas vagina havers, you have no idea what they are thinking or how they would react to something. Women are the embodiment of chaos.

Their ability to recognize patterns and likely sources of potential danger is incredibly off, especially compared to a low SMV male. Not being able to recognize patterns is a lot weirder than you think, because pattern recognition is the basis for all linguistics and symbology, and this is how you, at a fundamental level, make sense of the world. Yet they fail to do this, so in a way they are like solipsistic automatons going around doing random shit like a pidgeon knocking off chess pieces whimsically. You just can't work with an unreliable tool. It's like trying to vaccuum but the vaccuum jumps around like a jackhammer, making the entire point of vaccuming very very difficult. You can try, but you feel fucking stupid even trying, because you know the tool functions like a prank.

This is the most bothersome aspect of female weirdness. It's like the show 'Doug' on Nickelodeon, where he gets in his own head and comes up with pretentious conspiracies about the most tepid problems with a major sense of Main Character Syndrome. This is the female mindset in a nutshell. Like imagine the crazy imaginative neuroticism of Doug, but make it 10x more neuroticly woke and bigoted.

It's impossible for a female to be conceptually cheap or frugal. Even if a female is trying to be cheap or frugal, its still done so in a way to completely maximize value. But fundamentally, they are never okay with LESS. They always need MORE. And that's a little demonic. It's a lot more of a right-wing train of thought than they think. Everything with a woman is just SLOWER and MORE EXPENSIVE. Women are fundamentally a bad deal and inefficient at everything except when it comes to their inherent female charms that work for them just biologically. In purely utilitarian terms, they are the ultimate 'quality of life' excess.

Another weird thing about females is their need to have all five sensory inputs imbedded into their communication pathways at all times, but at the same time they are total hypocrites about it. They can't just read something. Or just see something. Or just hear something. For them, it's like if its not a total experience all at once, its very difficult for them to recognize it. They like to pride themselves as being well read, yet they have poor reading comprehension skills, and more importantly, are easily fatigued reading material with dense information in comparison to a low SMV male. Reading better than the thug Chads you fuck is not an accomplishment weird ass bitch.

The more important question, is that why did it take me so long to actually come to this conclusion? Definitely societal bias. Society gives female a halo, giving them a pass for their congenital irrationality and chaotically inconsistent behavior, moreso than the Joker. It makes it difficult to see them at face value and actually judge their personalities for who they are, tete-a-tete.
 
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Women are easy to predict when you understand how they work though, they only seem complicated to men because most men refuse to understand why women act the way they do. Like how oofydoofy betabuxx can't understand why his wife is suddenly mean to him for no reason sometimes, it's because she isn't sexually attracted to him and doesn't respect him as a man so she's making him eat shit, she would never act that way towards a man she was attracted to and respected, but he will never be able to admit that, so to him it seems unpredictable, if you understand female nature though it's very predictable and it's what they do 100% of the time no exception, like clockwork. I guess if you imagine them thinking more like an animal does and less like a human does, they become easier to predict, they are operating on emotion not logic. The are actually very boring when you understand why they do the things the do, the mystery and charm is completely gone.
 
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Women are so unpredictable, and that's weird as hell. Just from interacting with you online I have a general idea of how you will respond to this reply. But the same can't be said even for my own mother I've known my whole life. Sometimes she will act nice, but then other times, she will fly off the handle for apparently no reason. A few weeks ago, it was 20 degrees out. So I asked her where she put my gloves, and she exploded at me for asking such a simple question nicely and told me what an incompetant asshole I am because I didn't look for them myself. Like, is it that hard to answer a simple question?
 
Women simply have no use for pattern recognition, reading comprehension, logic or others.

They've evolved to be parasites leeching off men, and getting men to do all the hard work and care for them.

Women don't need intelligence. They don't need to learn. They don't need to improve. They've evolved to find a betabuxxer who will provide them a good life.
 
Women are easy to predict when you understand how they work though, they only seem complicated to men because most men refuse to understand why women act they do. Like how oofydoofy betabuxx can't understand why his wife is suddenly mean to him for no reason sometimes, it's because she isn't sexually attracted to him and doesn't respect him as a man so she's making him eat shit, she would never act that way towards a man she was attracted to and respected, but he will never be able to admit that, so to him it seems unpredictable, if you understand female nature though it's very predictable and it's what they do 100% of the time no exception, like clockwork. I guess if you imagine them thinking more like an animal does and less like a human does, they become easier to predict, they are operating on emotion not logic. The are actually very boring when you understand why they do the things the do, the mystery and charm is completely gone.
still I would not gamble on female anything, unless if its a dating show or something, that would be fucking easy tbh. But as far as non-sexual matters are concerned, they are still stupidly inconsistent in a frustrating way
 
still I would not gamble on female anything, unless if its a dating show or something, that would be fucking easy tbh. But as far as non-sexual matters are concerned, they are still stupidly inconsistent in a frustrating way
You may be right, I need to think on this some.
Still I think the answer to their behavior is usually more simple than it seems on the surface, there is usually a motive for their behavior that they try to mask, they are very secretive and try to hide their intentions(from males, I think other females can tell immediately what the game is) but they still have them.
If you notice females interacting with other females they seem to pick up on things that are seemingly inconsequential to males and know exactly what the other is thinking.
 
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You may be right, I need to think on this some.
Still I think the answer to their behavior is usually more simple than it seems on the surface, there is usually a motive for their behavior that they try to mask, they are very secretive and try to hide their intentions but they still have them.
If you notice females interacting with other females they seem to pick up on things that aren't obvious to males very quickly and know exactly what the other is thinking.
but that's where I'm coming at. When it comes to non sexual matters, their behavior makes no sense. You just dont know where it comes from. Is it trauma, irrational grievance, a hallucination? The level of response is also highly disproportionate often. They trust their instinct too heavily, for emotional reasons (the whole lived experience bullshit for example), yet due to their lack of pattern recognition, if they were being logical, they should really know better than to trust their base instinct.
 
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Tldr: women are retarded
 
but that's where I'm coming at. When it comes to non sexual matters, their behavior makes no sense. You just dont know where it comes from. Is it trauma, irrational grievance, a hallucination? The level of response is also highly disproportionate often. They trust their instinct too heavily, for emotional reasons (the whole lived experience bullshit for example), yet due to their lack of pattern recognition, if they were being logical, they should really know better than to trust their base instinct.
I guess my point is if we understood more how and why they perceive things the way they do it would make more sense and be easier to predict.
When you deal with females you are dealing with AT LEAST 5 different layers of obscurities at all times to make it as confusing as possible to understand their intentions, it's a defense mechanism they have and I think they are at least partly aware of it. They know the advice they give on dating is horseshit for example but they still do it, there is a study I read on here that shows women also intentionally give other women bad dating advice so they can improve their chances to get chad, they know exactly what they are doing and why.
Of course they are prone to random emotional outbursts as well which you have pointed out to make things even more confusing to understand, however men do this too although not nearly as frequently and it's usually easier for us to understand what lead to the outburst, but we have similar experiences as them so of course it's easier for us to relate to men.
 
Women simply have no use for pattern recognition, reading comprehension, logic or others.

They've evolved to be parasites leeching off men, and getting men to do all the hard work and care for them.

Women don't need intelligence. They don't need to learn. They don't need to improve. They've evolved to find a betabuxxer who will provide them a good life.
its a foolish, and unsafe way to live. No wonder they feel like the oppressed gender
 
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I guess my point is if we understood more how and why they perceive things the way they do it would make more sense and be easier to predict.
When you deal with females you are dealing with AT LEAST 5 different layers of obscurities at all times to make it as confusing as possible to understand their intentions, it's a defense mechanism they have and I think they are at least partly aware of it. They know the advice they give on dating is horseshit for example but they still do it, there is a study I read on here that shows women also intentionally give other women bad dating advice so they can improve their chances to get chad, they know exactly what they are doing and why.
Of course they are prone to random emotional outbursts as well which you have pointed out to make things even more confusing to understand, however men do this too although not nearly as frequently and it's usually easier for us to understand what lead to the outburst, but we have similar experiences as them so of course it's easier for us to relate to men.
do you know what the five layers are?

I remember hearing about that false advice theory from a podcast, I think Based Camp talked about it
 
do you know what the five layers are?
The five layers are I made it up. :feelskek:
I was just making a point that their intentions are shrouded and hard to understand on purpose.
 
I guess if you imagine them thinking more like an animal does and less like a human does, they become easier to predict, they are operating on emotion not logic. The are actually very boring when you understand why they do the things the do, the mystery and charm is completely gone.
I've always felt they were more "animalistic" in how they treat people, similar to a baby. Those omegle videos of girls instantly retching as some sub-5 attempts to conversate as they get ignored. Then when an attractive guy shows up on their screen they're fucking mesmerized by what they see, they can't help but show it on their face and the way they talk. What they say doesn't matter, their reactions say it all.

Its that pure animal instinct of attraction that's out of reach for people like us.
 
You may be right, I need to think on this some.
Still I think the answer to their behavior is usually more simple than it seems on the surface, there is usually a motive for their behavior that they try to mask, they are very secretive and try to hide their intentions(from males, I think other females can tell immediately what the game is) but they still have them.
If you notice females interacting with other females they seem to pick up on things that are seemingly inconsequential to males and know exactly what the other is thinking.
They're massive hypocrites and flipflop on matters when they think there's an indirect comparison to them about something that is getting criticized or morally challenged.

Foids have this retarded idea that they believe they hold the higher ground when it comes to morality and valuing life, but they're all shitheads who only care about themselves and what makes them feel good.
 
But the same can't be said even for my own mother I've known my whole life. Sometimes she will act nice, but then other times, she will fly off the handle for apparently no reason. A few weeks ago, it was 20 degrees out. So I asked her where she put my gloves, and she exploded at me for asking such a simple question nicely and told me what an incompetant asshole I am because I didn't look for them myself. Like, is it that hard to answer a simple question?
The correct solution to this is unfortunately a page we could take out of a red piller's book (figuratively, not literally). They'd probably say something like ignoring the jab to your manhood (competency) and making some comment about you don't need her to find it, and then making it your fucking mission to find it AND to let her know you found it without her. Another solution would be to out-emotion her with anger to take back control and put her in her place.
 
I don't think that women are unpredictable. They only are if you listen to what they say.

Imo the problem is that women's verbal output is separate from their behavior, needs etc. Imagine that you are building a robot and you make a program that rules his behavior: makes it walk, decides what he needs and wants, his directives, and so on. But then you also want it to talk, so you add chatGPT on top of it, but you keep it separate from the main program. So chatGPT tries to make up things to say and tries to explain his own actions and imitate a real human, but it doesn't know what the robot's main brain/program is actually thinking.
I think that is how women are, why they are so hypocrital and inconsistent, why nothing they say aligns with their actions, and why they believe their own lies. Talking has an entirely different purpose in women compared to men. For us, talking simply is communicating verbally what we are thinking. Women talking seem to be closer to what AI does.
 
The Duality of Man.
And the funny part is we are both right too. Women are incredibly simple in the fact that they all want the same thing in men. But they are also very unpredictable sometimes in other ways and can react far more oddly than men in the same situations
 
Women are extremely insufferable to be around too.
You could ask them a simple question like"What do you want to eat?" She'll say, "I don't want any. "
Man. Buy food for himself
Woman. "Where's my food?"
Man. You just said you weren't hungry and that you didn't want any. :lasereyes: :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

If any foids lurkers are reading this why tf do yall make things so complicated.
 
I don't think that women are unpredictable. They only are if you listen to what they say.

Imo the problem is that women's verbal output is separate from their behavior, needs etc. Imagine that you are building a robot and you make a program that rules his behavior: makes it walk, decides what he needs and wants, his directives, and so on. But then you also want it to talk, so you add chatGPT on top of it, but you keep it separate from the main program. So chatGPT tries to make up things to say and tries to explain his own actions and imitate a real human, but it doesn't know what the robot's main brain/program is actually thinking.
I think that is how women are, why they are so hypocrital and inconsistent, why nothing they say aligns with their actions, and why they believe their own lies. Talking has an entirely different purpose in women compared to men. For us, talking simply is communicating verbally what we are thinking. Women talking seem to be closer to what AI does.
I dont think that's a good analogy, because what you are describing is too logical. There literally is no consistent and predictable behavioral logic pattern its just total chaos, and to try and map such a thing is a fools errand

There's a reason why all female endeavors consistently fail. All female engineered bridges collapse. All female cafes and bars shutter. Women can barely play team sports with each other.

They simply lack the ability to be reliable human beings beyond the amount of time it takes to accomplish something beyond the capabilities of what a dumb loner can pull off.

The only thing a woman can do somewhat consistently is nag, and so in that aspect, at it makes sense they would be grade school teachers, since for the most part nagging keeps disorderly children disciplined. But that's kinda fucked up. I would not want my career to be a nagger. You never have a female teacher that aims higher than just nagging and keeping kids in line, and that's sad. You never have a female teacher, that's actually INSPIRING the way a male teacher could be.
 
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Tldr: women are retarded
Women are more unpredictable than a wild animal-- this is why most men take such offense to the man vs bear meme.
 
Women are extremely insufferable to be around too.
You could ask them a simple question like"What do you want to eat?" She'll say, "I don't want any. "
Man. Buy food for himself
Woman. "Where's my food?"
Man. You just said you weren't hungry and that you didn't want any. :lasereyes: :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

If any foids lurkers are reading this why tf do yall make things so complicated.
this goes back to my 5 senses theory. It's like they dont understand things in abstract. It's like they expect you to conjure up food and present it right in front of their face, because only then does the idea of food and eating choices become consequential.
 
Foidaloids have the luxury of randomness because someone will always clean up after them.
 
I disagree. I used to feel like I could never understand women. A lot of that was because I actually listened to them.

Women do everything for status, and to feel good with reckless abandon because our current gynocentric society caters to their whims. When you apply this tenet, their actions suddenly always make sense.

"They always flipflop". Yes, because one moment they may want something from you, the next they don't. This can be as simple as demanding your attention. Then it appeals to their desire for power and status in controlling you.

And as much as women will deny it today, they know men are the sex that actually build a functional society. So, they need to rely on us to some level, as much as they wish they didn't. Again, this ebbs and flows, and can come across as flipflopping when she realizes "This ugly freak wants to fuck me and this hole is Chad only! Know your place!"
 
Agreed, if you'd magically turn all females into ostensible males with their female brain intact, they would be the most useless people ever.
 
I disagree. I used to feel like I could never understand women. A lot of that was because I actually listened to them.

Women do everything for status, and to feel good with reckless abandon because our current gynocentric society caters to their whims. When you apply this tenet, their actions suddenly always make sense.

"They always flipflop". Yes, because one moment they may want something from you, the next they don't. This can be as simple as demanding your attention. Then it appeals to their desire for power and status in controlling you.

And as much as women will deny it today, they know men are the sex that actually build a functional society. So, they need to rely on us to some level, as much as they wish they didn't. Again, this ebbs and flows, and can come across as flipflopping when she realizes "This ugly freak wants to fuck me and this hole is Chad only! Know your place!"
again there's still no logic to when or what precisely triggers this fickle behavior. It's never a beeline of I see problem 'A' and react to it logically. It's obvious that they just care about status, but their behavior in dealing with problem solving only adds additional chaos. All they can add is "insight." But they seldom if ever are capable of making things smoother. Women really need to blame themselves more.
 
the funny thing is, even weird autistic foids always have a group of retarded autistic betas surrounding them, they dont even know how easy they have it
 
anothER bangER of a thread. my goodness! so much quality and highER IQ talk. impressive. very nice.
 
Women are extremely insufferable to be around too.
You could ask them a simple question like"What do you want to eat?" She'll say, "I don't want any. "
Man. Buy food for himself
Woman. "Where's my food?"
Man. You just said you weren't hungry and that you didn't want any. :lasereyes: :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

If any foids lurkers are reading this why tf do yall make things so complicated.
Woman are neurotic and not direct most of the time . Dont expect much .
 
You can try, but you feel fucking stupid even trying, because you know the tool functions like a prank.
This is a phenomenal way to sum up all interactions with a toilet
 
the funny thing is, even weird autistic foids always have a group of retarded autistic betas surrounding them, they dont even know how easy they have it
watching two retarded boys fight over a retarded foid was the most human thing I've ever witnessed in my life. I wish there was a retard UFC
 
this goes back to my 5 senses theory. It's like they dont understand things in abstract. It's like they expect you to conjure up food and present it right in front of their face, because only then does the idea of food and eating choices become consequential.
This thread has some pretty high IQ black pills, but you might be onto something big with this five senses theory of female communication and cognitive processing. It might very well be true in a general sense that women's ability to comprehend and abstract is dependent upon multiple sources of sensory data, compared to men's whose comprehension and abstractions may be possible with a smaller (numerically), more focused sensory source.

This would certainly further illustrate how markedly different the male and female brains are.
 
this goes back to my 5 senses theory. It's like they dont understand things in abstract. It's like they expect you to conjure up food and present it right in front of their face, because only then does the idea of food and eating choices become consequential.
true
 
Women are kind of psychotic by nature, they turn and mental situations or small confrontations into big problems.
That's why they become so hysterical, that stereotype of dyed hair liberal screaming, in the female mind she can imagine the whole rape scene and all the horror very intensely, they have a very intense imagination, it's similar to what happens when you take psychedelics

Its like women are "naturally under the effect of psychedelics" (and it makes a lot of sense if you stop to think that hippies are very similar to women in the way of thinking) so they easily panic or become psychotic
 
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Women are the embodiment of chaos.
chaos is good. holes couldn't hold their own in true chaos :feelsdevil: w*men are the embodiment of shit and of state enforced, organized cuckoldry
 
Women are extremely insufferable to be around too.
You could ask them a simple question like"What do you want to eat?" She'll say, "I don't want any. "
Man. Buy food for himself
Woman. "Where's my food?"
Man. You just said you weren't hungry and that you didn't want any. :lasereyes: :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

If any foids lurkers are reading this why tf do yall make things so complicated.
the correct course there is to slap the bitch :feelsaww: just think how many situations are fixed by a bitch slap! when a hole is being insufferable on purpose, our grandfathers knew the perfect medicine :feelsaww::feelsdevil: the worst you can do is get triggered by her bitch attitude and start arguing at her level :feelsUgh:
 
This is so fucking true, that is why communication with women in general is also a nightmare. You cannot communicate with them properly since they are so chaotic in their minds, they have some kind of mental disease that supercedes even the highest form of autism. This is why basically every philosopher is male.
 
watching two retarded boys fight over a retarded foid was the most human thing I've ever witnessed in my life. I wish there was a retard UFC
i did see that happening once, is like that video of two rats fighting over a churro with linkin park music, funniest thing is those retards SOMEHOW were mogged by a mtf troon :feelskek:, brutal
 
Women are kind of psychotic by nature, they turn and mental situations or small confrontations into big problems.
That's why they become so hysterical, that stereotype of dyed hair liberal screaming, in the female mind she can imagine the whole rape scene and all the horror very intensely, they have a very intense imagination, it's similar to what happens when you take psychedelics

Its like women are "naturally under the effect of psychedelics" (and it makes a lot of sense if you stop to think that hippies are very similar to women in the way of thinking) so they easily panic or become psychotic
Really you think women are always under the influence of psychedelics because I did psychedelics and I doubt they feel like that
 
Really you think women are always under the influence of psychedelics because I did psychedelics and I doubt they feel like that
Me too, like I think it would make more sense if it was deliriants instead of just psychedelics (I'm not talking about the whole experience, it has nothing to do with it, just a little bit of the sentimental part)

But the feeling of intense imagination and panic of a bad trip, i think the female way of thinking has a lot in common, not that they are always in this state but that they can feel it more easily without using anything
 
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