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I NEED TO STOP BEING A HIKIKOMORI TO BECOME AN IFOOD DELIVERY MAN

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In a few years I will be completely alone in this world. If I stay at home, I will waste away.
 
Can you deliver some chicken tendies at my address thanks
 
I'm getting my security guard certification and then I'm going to be a security guard overnight.

It's the perfect NEET job I've read, since you don't interact with normies or do work. You just sit around and play video games and get paid $15-$17 per hour.

All NEETs should SecurityGuardMaxx.
 
You still waste away as a wagie
 
I'm getting my security guard certification and then I'm going to be a security guard overnight.

It's the perfect NEET job I've read, since you don't interact with normies or do work. You just sit around and play video games and get paid $15-$17 per hour.

All NEETs should SecurityGuardMaxx.
Wowo
 
Me to so i can steal the food and eat it
 
It's way better than being a delivery man like a pajeet immigrant slave.

Security guards just sit in an office overnight looking at cameras. Easy work, I've read about the job from other incels and they told me they just play vidya or watch TV shows on their PC.
 
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I'm getting my security guard certification and then I'm going to be a security guard overnight.

It's the perfect NEET job I've read, since you don't interact with normies or do work. You just sit around and play video games and get paid $15-$17 per hour.

All NEETs should SecurityGuardMaxx.
I might do this honestly.
 
Just become a slave theory

That's the kind of job held by migrants who are exploited by multinationals.
 
It's way better than being a delivery man like a pajeet immigrant slave.

Security guards just sit in an office overnight looking at cameras. Easy work, I've read about the job from other incels and they told me they just play vidya or watch TV shows on their PC.
I don't want to submit to a professional hierarchy and justify myself to an arrogant supervisor. I will opt for self-employment, where I can decide how much I should work. Being tied to strict schedules, repeating boring mechanical movements, is the worst kind of service for a NEET.
 
I might do this honestly.

It's so based tbh. I'm planning to do this job for life when I finish my certification which is just some 10 hour online class and exam in my city.

Security Guards are literally paid NEETs, you do nothing. No manual labor, no actual work, just still in an office playing games and browsing the internet and get paid.
 
I'm getting my security guard certification and then I'm going to be a security guard overnight.

It's the perfect NEET job I've read, since you don't interact with normies or do work. You just sit around and play video games and get paid $15-$17 per hour.

All NEETs should SecurityGuardMaxx.
It's a good job, until it isn't. (Like a crime or something)
 
It's so based tbh. I'm planning to do this job for life when I finish my certification which is just some 10 hour online class and exam in my city.

Security Guards are literally paid NEETs, you do nothing. No manual labor, no actual work, just still in an office playing games and browsing the internet and get paid.
Will you win in dollars? My country's currency is devalued, no profession pays well
 
It's a good job, until it isn't. (Like a crime or something)

Real life isn't hitman 3, nothing happens to security guards.
 
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Real life isn't a hitman 3, nothing happens to security guards.
Depends on the job. Mall or warehouse? California or Maine? Dallas or Miami? Biker bar or hood bar?

It would not be a job if there was no need for it.
 
It's so based tbh. I'm planning to do this job for life when I finish my certification which is just some 10 hour online class and exam in my city.

Security Guards are literally paid NEETs, you do nothing. No manual labor, no actual work, just still in an office playing games and browsing the internet and get paid.
Fucking based as fuck. Thanks so much brocel ima look into this very seriously when I have the motivation
 
Depends on the job. Mall or warehouse? California or Maine? Dallas or Miami? Biker bar or hood bar?

It would not be a job if there was no need for it.

Any overnight security job where you sit in an office and just watch some camera's and play on your PC or watch movies. I've talked to people who do the job, former NEETs who converted to overnight security jobs. it's ideal for me.

Fucking based as fuck. Thanks so much brocel ima look into this very seriously when I have the motivation
Look into it man, it's extremely based job that's low effort. Some NEETs I talked to a few months ago motivated me to look into it and now I'm a few days from finishing up the online course. It's the IDEAL job for NEETS.

I searched hundreds of jobs and did my research and Overnight security guard was the one I decided was the best. In Canada the certification might be different from USA but it's probably similar, very easy and 5-10 hours max.
 
I'm getting my security guard certification and then I'm going to be a security guard overnight.

It's the perfect NEET job I've read, since you don't interact with normies or do work. You just sit around and play video games and get paid $15-$17 per hour.

All NEETs should SecurityGuardMaxx.
still too social for me
 
Plz deliver dave’s hot chicken to my house plese for discount as well
 
I worked as cow security shooting coyote and wolves that fucked with the livestock... Good times. All the steak you can stand. Good times.
 
What is ifood
 
In a few years I will be completely alone in this world. If I stay at home, I will waste away.
I guess that's one way to get out you should bring along a dog to poop worms on the food and hit people with your car
 
I'm getting my security guard certification and then I'm going to be a security guard overnight.

It's the perfect NEET job I've read, since you don't interact with normies or do work. You just sit around and play video games and get paid $15-$17 per hour.

All NEETs should SecurityGuardMaxx.
Based. :yes:
 

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