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I need to learn how to fight properly boyos

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Im tired of getting jumped on by orbiters of the girl that I asked out.
I dont even know how to throw a proper punch jfl.
The only thing I know how to do is a counter like this
 
Go take boxing/mma classes bro. I was a wimp before but now I’m confident enough in my abilities that I think I can defend myself against the average Joe.
 
honestly just being willing to be violent is enough in most cases. I've socked multiple guys including guys taller than me and the majority of them just walked away. as long as there isn't a group chanting fight fight fight fight which makes them feel like they have to most people aren't trying to fight and if you sort of surprise them they'll run.
 
Insomniac said:
Go take boxing/mma classes bro. I was a wimp before but now I’m confident enough in my abilities that I think I can defend myself against the average Joe.
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isnt it illegeal to do self defense once you learn mma or boxing?

I use to take Karate but still got my ass beat on a weekly basis
 
Bjrgaminggod said:
isnt it illegeal to do self defense once you learn mma or boxing?

I use to take Karate but still got my ass beat on a weekly basis
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No man. Self defense is necessary. If someone is trying to cause you harm then you can and must defend yourself.

Karate is ineffective tbh. It’s been glamorised by Hollywood but there’s far more effective martial arts.
 
Buy a gun
 
Insomniac said:
No man. Self defense is necessary. If someone is trying to cause you harm then you can and must defend yourself.

Karate is ineffective tbh. It’s been glamorised by Hollywood but there’s far more effective martial arts.
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True. I took karateclasses for 4 years and only ever learned how to kick and punch somewhat properly. Better is Jujutsu, or thai boxing. MMA is obviously also great.
 
DeformAspergerCel said:
True. I took karateclasses for 4 years and only ever learned how to kick and punch somewhat properly. Better is Jujutsu, or thai boxing. MMA is obviously also great.
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Am I able to take online lessons for free?
 
Insomniac said:
No man. Self defense is necessary. If someone is trying to cause you harm then you can and must defend yourself.

Karate is ineffective tbh. It’s been glamorised by Hollywood but there’s far more effective martial arts.
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Karate is shit

Boxing is the best to take for self defense. Will be able to fight in 6 months
 
DeformAspergerCel said:
True. I took karateclasses for 4 years and only ever learned how to kick and punch somewhat properly. Better is Jujutsu, or thai boxing. MMA is obviously also great.
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BJJ and boxing is what I’d recommend. If you know them both then you’re more or less invincible against the normalfags.

I don’t know BJJ but I’m planning to learn next year.
 
Insomniac said:
BJJ and boxing is what I’d recommend. If you know them both then you’re more or less invincible against the normalfags.

I don’t know BJJ but I’m planning to learn next year.
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is there any way I can watch videos and learn this online?
 
Bjrgaminggod said:
Am I able to take online lessons for free?
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Probably. If there's midget tranny porn on the web, there ought to be somewhere you can take free karate classes on the web as well
 
Rice Cel said:
The amount of money you'd spend on fighting classes long term = amount needed to buy gun
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lol true. fighting classes are like 100 a month. I've seen cheap 22 pistols go for 140 bucks
 
Bjrgaminggod said:
is there any way I can watch videos and learn this online?
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Probably. I’d recommend doing it in real life though. Some things just can’t be emphasised and taught to the extent that’s needed online.
 
Fighting is cope, carry a pocket knife.
 
Spite said:
Fighting is cope, carry a pocket knife.
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Good idea but you’re fucked if you get disarmed.

It’s unlikely but I think learning to fight is a good backup plan and it’s a very good cope like you said. Helps anger issues for sure.
 
I know how to fight since my childhood cuz ı had a hard childhood and had to save my own ass all the time.Best thing about being born in 3rd world country is you know how to fight and ready to strike when shit goes wrong
 
Bjrgaminggod said:
where can I learn MMA online for free?
I dont have the money
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If you wanna learn for free the only thing you can do is go out and pick fights hoping you don't get beaten to death
 
Use your teeth and that's all you need
 
Do not get into fights for foids. It's not worth it.
 
Just flail/spin your arms really fast like a retard and keep walking forward. This is literally the best tactic if you don't know how to fight properly. Your opponent is constantly on the defense when you do this and he has no time to attack because you're throwing several "punches" a second.

The key is not to stop and to keep moving towards the opponent not giving him space to recover. As long as you keep close to your opponent, he can't really use his arms because he's defending himself from your punches and he can't use his legs or tackle you because you're too close to him.

Prove me wrong.
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Just have a pussy.
 
just fuck them up bro theory
 
Insomniac said:
BJJ and boxing is what I’d recommend. If you know them both then you’re more or less invincible against the normalfags.

I don’t know BJJ but I’m planning to learn next year.
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I'd add some muay thai in there too but overall boxing+BJJ is an effective and practical combination
 
StaroRavager said:
I'd add some muay thai in there too but overall boxing+BJJ is an effective and practical combination
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can i learn any of this online quick and easy?
 
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