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there's this latina girl I keep passing everytime I go for walks. How can I strike up a conversation?
 
Come up to her and say "Hi i'm autist". At least it will be funny. At least.
 
/r/advice
why would you ask us anyway?
 
Hey this is like the onehundredfiftyninth time I see you walking here. It's totally not a coincidence. I was stalking you the whole time and now it's time to r-rraa....respect you.
 
idk maybe ask for directions or what time it is
JFL it's over
 
/r/advice
why would you ask us anyway?
I feel like the advice would be less autistic here than other sites. Reddit is pure cancer
 
Just start talking to her, idk what you should say though kek... Maybe mention that you see her frequently when you go for walks? And go from there perhaps.
 
Hi, do you have a moment to discuss the blackpill?
 
"I like the way you move"
 
Just start talking to her, idk what you should say though kek... Maybe mention that you see her frequently when you go for walks? And go from there perhaps.
No don't say that, LOL you sound stalkerish.
 
Say "hey you are waiting for the male model. Male model. Hahaha. Trust me. You are an ugly whore. I CATFISHED YOU"
 
Just tell her she has a nice ass then slap it. That's all you can really do, tbh.
 
fuckk, you guys are making us look bad. I guess it's true. No one here ever really tried, volcels.me
 
Im XX years old and i just want to know how it feels like to be intimate with a girl. Can you just bend over so I can push myself inside you for just 5 minutes? You dont have to do anything I just need to feel something because Im dead inside but still incredibly horny. My dick is already hard can i just get 5 minutes of your time?
 
fuckk, you guys are making us look bad. I guess it's true. No one here ever really tried, volcels.me

I just asked them something about the environment or picked up on something they were doing. You can't script this stuff, it just...happens.
 
I could have got serious replies if I was allowed to give context. :feelsrope:
You guys took the bragging rule too far, this is fucking stupid
 
Just start talking to her, idk what you should say though kek... Maybe mention that you see her frequently when you go for walks? And go from there perhaps.
This, and then use something situational to carry on..
I noticed that you're always around here and you always seem to be wearing that bright orange shirt.. idk point out something unique/funny about her
 
there is nothing to sweat over unless you believe in PUA. if the female is into you, you could approach with anything and it'll go well.
 
fuckk, you guys are making us look bad. I guess it's true. No one here ever really tried, volcels.me
It also depends on what IOIs you got. It doesn't really matter what you say if she IS attracted to you I guess. If you're awkward just say "Hi, I'm fukmylyf by the way". If she's interested she will keep the conversation going?
 
Think of it like this "she remembers the jawline, not the joke".
 
just hold frame and be yourself your heart will do the rest
 
It also depends on what IOIs you got. It doesn't really matter what you say if she IS attracted to you I guess. If you're awkward just say "Hi, I'm fukmylyf by the way". If she's interested she will keep the conversation going?
I'll PM you details and anyone else interested
 
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fuckk, you guys are making us look bad. I guess it's true. No one here ever really tried, volcels.me
youre just figuring that out lol
 
Say "Hi, how's it going?" or think of something to ask her about from the surroundings, then move in for the instagram and stalk her forever.
 
I'll PM you details and anyone else interested
PM me too please. I’m interested af tbh... Seems like she’s really interested in you judging from your previous thread about her.
 
If she hasn't initiated with you, its already over. Sorry boyo
 
fuckk, you guys are making us look bad. I guess it's true. No one here ever really tried, volcels.me
what do you want us to say? You can't fuck up if she's really into you. PUA is bullshit.
 
Take a shit on the street in front of her, the most low inhib thing one can do, girls like guys with confidence.
 
Bee khunfident.

Next time you go for a run just take either alcohol or MDMA to make you more NT and say hi
 
Say "hey you are waiting for the male model. Male model. Hahaha. Trust me. You are an ugly whore. I CATFISHED YOU"
Only legendary low-inhibcels do that

/r/advice
why would you ask us anyway?
That's like asking for nofap advice on r/nofap, hordes of RETARDED normies will spout their retarded nonsense, you are better off not asking

Also for your case OP, say "hello, how's your day going?" After that you gotta be fast and find a topic she is currently interested in, say she's playing a Game on the phone then you got one, or her shoes or whatever, if she seems keen on talking about that then you MAY have slight chance of pulling it off but how? Well that's entirely personal
 
Just start talking to her, idk what you should say though kek... Maybe mention that you see her frequently when you go for walks? And go from there perhaps.
Bee khunfident.

Next time you go for a run just take alcohol to make you more NT and say hi
thanks, I think I'll try these. Pregaming to go for a walk, jfl @ my life
Only legendary low-inhibcels do that


That's like asking for nofap advice on r/nofap, hordes of RETARDED normies will spout their retarded nonsense, you are better off not asking
exactly
 
thanks, I think I'll try these. Pregaming to go for a walk, jfl @ my life

exactly
I edited my comment with some actual advice
 
I edited my comment with some actual advice
appreciate it bro. I could ask what she's listening to or something. I feel retarded for not thinking of that before, but my mind goes blank when I see her
 
appreciate it bro. I could ask what she's listening to or something. I feel retarded for not thinking of that, but my mind goes blank when I see her
If It is your first time you'll probably fuck up Big time but that's no problem believe me, you need experience for low-inhib, also high T helps, I myself am high T and It just comes natural to be more assertive (jfl It doesn't do shit besides relieving the feeling of nervouness, which is beta)
 
appreciate it bro. I could ask what she's listening to or something. I'm feel retarded for not thinking of that, but my mind goes blank when I see her
If you really want to insert yourself into her life, you should approach her with a question, but not a question that is about her or what she's doing. Something like, "Did you see that dog over there?" And when she asks, "What dog?" Describe the cutest dog you can imagine and say it looks like it was without an owner. Then ask her if she could help you find it because you're worried it might get hit by a car. Now you both are in the same boat together and have a task at hand to work on, from there take it naturally and slwoly start asking her questions about herself as you search.
 
Talk to her about the weather than lead the conversation into you being new to the city and ask her what some good places there are for you to visit. Easy convo.
 
there's this latina girl I keep passing everytime I go for walks. How can I strike up a conversation?

If you were a high tier normie or chadlite, something like "Are you following me, lady? You look dangerous and I bruise easily" in a playful banter sorta way.

If you're hideous than anything you say to her, no matter how witty or charming her femoid filter will translate as CREEPY AF.
Dont fight it. You know its over.:feelscry:
 
Neg her by telling her to stop following you when you go for walks, then run away
 
Just say "Hi" and she will most likely walk away and ignore you and you come home disappointed and say to yourself "What wrong with me" and post back here to incel.me. Oh crap that happen to me 2 weeks ago. :feelsbadman::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelsrope:
 
Ask her "if all of your social media was deleted right now, what would you do?"
 
just say "i see you walking around here a lot and i think ypu are really cute, can i get your number?"

If she is really interested in you it should work
 
just say "i see you walking around here a lot and i think ypu are really cute, can i get your number?"

If she is really interested in you it should work

This

If you're going to try and get somewhere with her be direct. If she turns you down don't even make eye contact with her again when you see her.
 
just say "i see you walking around here a lot and i think ypu are really cute, can i get your number?"

If she is really interested in you it should work
I have abdominal cramps from just reading this
 
Ask her to suck your dick
 

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