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Serious I need a Time Machine

Initium

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I need to experience teen love, I’m pushing middle age so I need a Time Machine to experience that which I was robbed of. It’s not fucking fair.

Teen love is the only thing that
Matters on this forsaken earth, literally everything else is pure fucking cope.
 
shid b against the second law of thermnodynamdiks. u can time travel tho 8 hours forward by sleeping
 
shid b against the second law of thermnodynamdiks. u can time travel tho 8 hours forward by sleeping
I can't even do that because my body won't let me sleep more than 5 hours continuous, so I wake up and have to fall back asleep
 
I can't even do that because my body won't let me sleep more than 5 hours continuous, so I wake up and have to fall back asleep

wut about with the sex dol u have? after 4 hour sex maybe u can sleep 13 hour
 
wut about with the sex dol u have? after 4 hour sex maybe u can sleep 13 hour
I fucked it 4 times today in 2 hours. Nothing makes me sleep straight through because of my health conditions
 
Even if I time traveled back I'd still fail to get it
 

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