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[Whitepill] I.N.C.E.L. is proud to announce the unveiling of a brand new product

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The blackpill energy bar! 1000 calories of crunchy goodness with a bitter chocolate note that tastes as bitter as our lives, jam packed with all essential vitamins and minerals. Whether you are busy taking the fight to the sexhavers or just couldn’t be bothered wasting time cooking up a meal, the blackpill energy bar has got you covered. It also serves a secondary purpose as a poison that will render any sexhaver writhing on the ground in agony and eventually perishing

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Available at your nearest I.N.C.E.L. vendor
 
Okay I’ll check it out
 
Truecel Rage energy bar
 
Replace the caffeine with low-dose cocaine
 
Make every gray eat them as a test
 
Replace the caffeine with low-dose cocaine
A good idea for a new edition of the black pill energy bar. I can see it right now… “ULTRA blackpill energy bar”, now laced with a healthy dose of high quality cocaine
 
How much? I need some.
 
AI technology these days is really crazy
 
I will be eating these every gym day.
 
i will be buying
 
1000 calories :shock:
 
Take my money
 
would unironically eat that (if it wasnt 1000 calories)
 
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The blackpill energy bar! 1000 calories of crunchy goodness with a bitter chocolate note that tastes as bitter as our lives, jam packed with all essential vitamins and minerals. Whether you are busy taking the fight to the sexhavers or just couldn’t be bothered wasting time cooking up a meal, the blackpill energy bar has got you covered. It also serves a secondary purpose as a poison that will render any sexhaver writhing on the ground in agony and eventually perishing

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Available at your nearest I.N.C.E.L. vendor
Does it have protein ?
 
I like protein slop please I want to consoom
 
would unironically eat that (if it wasnt 1000 calories)
This is only the first addition to hopefully a long series of energy bars that I.N.C.E.L. will create. Different flavors, low calorie, low carb, protein focused, and much more. There will be an energy bar for every kind of incel
 
Does it contain insect protein?
 
Does it contain insect protein?
This version doesn't seem to, but there's a future collaboration planned with Klaus Schwab, Peter Thiel and The Big 'Yahu that will bring you only the finest cockroach protein, so that you vill eat ze bugs, live in a pod, work 12 hour days, own nothing and be happy.
 
Does it have protein ?
A modest amount. That’s what the + symbol represents on the sixth dot point among other ingredients

A more protein focused blackpill energy bar is still in the works at the moment
 
Would eat that shit ngl
 

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