JFL I must be Chad

[Ellsworth]

2 people at work today asked me about my kids. A guy asked if my kids are home cuz of Corona; I said I have none.

A foid (works in another office so never seen me) asked if I plan of having kids one day. WTF do I look like a fucking sex haver!

 

[UglySlav]

maybe you are

 

[ItsOver4cel]

tbh

 

[ToxicMisogynist]

A foid (works in another office so never seen me) asked if I plan of having kids one day.

Mogs me! What the hell, dude?

 

[Ellsworth]

Mogs me! What the hell, dude?

She has never seen me bro. Doesn’t know what I look like.

 

[ToxicMisogynist]

She has never seen me bro. Doesn’t know what I look like.

Why would she ask something like that? Did she ask it out of nowhere?

 

[Ellsworth]

Why would she ask something like that? Did she ask it out of nowhere?

Oh she mentioned one of our Coworkers was working from home the other day while taking care of her sick baby. That’s how it came up.

 

[RoastieBeef]

She has never seen me bro. Doesn’t know what I look like.

How could she ask you without seeing you? Was she blindfolded?

 

[Ellsworth]

How could she ask you without seeing you? Was she blindfolded?

Lol it was over the phone.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

tbh

 

[Yerberito]

tbh

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Bro usually people can tell if you’re a virgin. 2 people mistaked you as a sex haver though GTFO CHAD

 

[nihility]

tbh

 

[FlamingCel]

tbh

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Salt in the wound

 

[Animecel2D]

you sure they weren't joking

 

[ionlycopenow]

the roids must be kind of helping I guess?

 

[stupid dream]

maybe you are

 

[reallyunfuckable]

 

[Haywire]

must be normie tier

 

[shii410]

a couple years ago a person in my English class randomly asked me "are you and that girl still dating?". no idea what that was about tbh

 

[Idotms]

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

They did it on purpose

 

[Joelossus]

You're a fakecel if people can't recognize that you're a virgin, simply by looking at your face.