LifeFuel I might have pericarditis, but I definitely have crispy chicken

[MonkeyInaT34]

A few minutes after I woke up, I was hit with excruciating chest pain, it felt like a dagger pierced my heart, it lasted for more than 10 minutes, I thought I was gonna die.

These past few days I've had what I believe is called pericarditis, I get chest pain occasionally and it seems to be worsening over time, I have never had it this bad before.

I don't know what this indicates, but I know it isn't good, maybe I should start making healthier decisions?

But just look at this slop, who can possibly turn this down? That's nearly half a chicken, using my hand for scale, it's crispy, juicy, and it will probably give me a cardiac arrest.

And why would I want to live longer anyways? My life is miserable, I would rather die from cope than live with false hope. Cheers to my deteriorating health! (1 litre coke was not displayed in the image)

 

[zd60]

I get chest pain around my heart a lot never kills me sadly

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

I get chest pain around my heart a lot never kills me sadly

Normally chronic chest pain/pericarditis doesn't indicate anything serious, so it definitely isn't a warrant for the ER. But with the way I'm treating my health it's probably gonna go south, I don't mind it though.

 

[zd60]

Normally chronic chest pain/pericarditis doesn't indicate anything serious, so it definitely isn't a warrant for the ER. But with the way I'm treating my health it's probably gonna go south, I don't mind it though.

i don't visit doctors or ers if i have a problem with my health i simply ignore it or hope it kills me, going to such places is only going to prolong my unending suffering within this circus. i actively make choices to destroy my health daily

 

[cuddy]

If Dr. Nowzaradan catches you, you can forget about crispy, juicy chicken.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

i don't visit doctors or ers if i have a problem with my health i simply ignore it or hope it kills me, going to such places is only going to prolong my unending suffering within this circus. i actively make choices to destroy my health daily

Same here, my mother never cared about my health, so I've never experienced getting a check-up before, if there was something wrong with me, I wouldn't know, if it's something that can kill me, it will, I can't even afford to visit the doctor myself. Might aswell die

 

[zd60]

Same here, my mother never cared about my health, so I've never experienced getting a check-up before, if there was something wrong with me, I wouldn't know, if it's something that can kill me, it will, I can't even afford to visit the doctor myself. Might aswell die

same, haven't seen doctors in years and even when i went as a child it was very rare i have no money for any of my health complications even if i get them i long lost my teeth just waiting for the rest of my body to rot and die. all the little money i got or stumble into is spent on copes

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

If Dr. Nowzaradan catches you, you can forget about crispy, juicy chicken.

He'll never catch me alive! I'll activate my 'sudden cardiac arrest' power-up before he gets to me.

 

[cuddy]

He'll never catch me alive! I'll activate my 'sudden cardiac arrest' power-up before he gets to me.

 

[TooSomething]

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[MonkeyInaT34]

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[TooSomething]

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Lol, I did not know. Fml. Can't be arsed to correct it.

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

Did you have the Covid vax? That’s known to cause pericarditis.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Did you have the Covid vax? That’s known to cause pericarditis.

Yep, in my region everyone was forced to get the covid vax. They set up checkpoints around neighborhoods to stop people from leaving, you needed to have a permit from the doctor proving you were vaxxed in order to be let through.

Also, just for context, the vaccines likely didn't cause it, I didn't have pericarditis until recently.

 

[DeathIsNear888]

Yep, in my region everyone was forced to get the covid vax. They set up checkpoints around neighborhoods to stop people from leaving, you needed to have a permit from the doctor proving you were vaxxed in order to be let through.

Also, just for context, the vaccines likely didn't cause it, I didn't have pericarditis until recently.

vaccines will still effect you even years after getting it the RN A goes into your gene lol. Your fucked liked i am.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

vaccines will still effect you even years after getting it the RN A goes into your gene lol. Your fucked liked i am.

I see, I blame the Jews for this then.

 

[nazianime]

i don't visit doctors or ers if i have a problem with my health i simply ignore it or hope it kills me, going to such places is only going to prolong my unending suffering within this circus. i actively make choices to destroy my health daily

Same, I get chest pain sometimes but it seems to be getting more frequent. I don’t even eat like shit but am overweight and weak heart run in the family so with age it seems to be getting more aggravated. I didnt take the vax btw.

 

[zd60]

Same, I get chest pain sometimes but it seems to be getting more frequent. I don’t even eat like shit but am overweight and weak heart run in the family so with age it seems to be getting more aggravated. I didnt take the vax btw.

my chest pains pretty frequent i attribute it to me smoking so much weed and eating like shit hopefully it blows my heart out and kills me but sadly with age it just seems to be getting more annoying and not deadly enough. i never took the vax either

 

[Chairman Gonzolo]

Lol