Serious I might ascend

[frktiur]

So by some miracle, I got a bid to my uni's most notorious frat and this friday, they are going to be hosting a private rager and all of the sororities are going to be there. I have accepted that I am an incel but deep down, I am still clinging to some hope. If I don't manage to ascend by this weekend, I'm seriously going to rope.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Ohh poor guy, you're just gonna sit in a corner in all night long, and maybe some Stacy will play a prank on you by winking at you to give you hope. But you'll just sit there, knowing that everybody is judging you.

 

[itsmemario]

Good luck man, get your dick wet for us.

 

[frktiur]

Ohh poor guy, you're just gonna sit in a corner in all night long, and maybe some Stacy will play a prank on you by winking at you to give you hope. But you'll just sit there, knowing that everybody is judging you.

Oh I absolutely know that this is gonna happen. At this point, I'm just trying to play a numbers game. There's gonna be over 200 people at the rager so I might have a chance.

 

[StaroRavager]

I’ve learned from experience that a perfect opportunity is a simply set up for disappointment when your an incel. Only normies and chads are gonna reap the benefits of this party

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Fratmax is legit. But if you are too mental or deformedcel you might end up just being their buttmonkey. Wither way it might be some fun and is a better chance to get sex than rotting all day every day tbh.

 

[Angry_runt]

You're going to do fine. Maybe not that night, but keep going to parties and looksmaxxing/NTmaxxing.

 

[frktiur]

Fratmax is legit. But if you are too mental or deformedcel you might end up just being their buttmonkey. Wither way it might be some fun and is a better chance to get sex than rotting all day every day tbh.

You're going to do fine. Maybe not that night, but keep going to parties and looksmaxxing/NTmaxxing.

thanks for the encouragement guys. I'm not expecting anything to happen because I'm mildly mental and I'm sure all the chads and stacies are going to see right through that but I'm gonna drink a shit ton to remove as inhibition as I can and hopefully, I'll ascend.

 

[Villain]

expect the unexpected, but dont expect too much

 

[SilentSoup]

Forget about this website, forget about what an incel is, forget about this whole damn thing. We'll be here for you if you fail, but if you really do have a chance being immersed in incel shit here might make your success less likely (Blackpill = thinking you'll fail).

Get drunk, it lowers your inhib. Be enthusiastic. Be "cool", bring some beer or weed or whatever they're into. Have one or two canned "cool things" (travels/vacations, bands nobody else has heard of, interesting hobbies) to pull out if you can, if you can't come up with anything it's okay.

The fact that you got into a frat and you're going to a big party is a sign strongly in your favor that you might be a mentalcel. I hope I don't ever have to see you here again, that you'll ascend and forget about being an incel. If you don't ascend, let us know how it went.

Good luck OP

 

[frktiur]

Forget about this website, forget about what an incel is, forget about this whole damn thing. We'll be here for you if you fail, but if you really do have a chance being immersed in incel shit here might make your success less likely (Blackpill = thinking you'll fail).

Get drunk, it lowers your inhib. Be enthusiastic. Be "cool", bring some beer or weed or whatever they're into. Have one or two canned "cool things" (travels/vacations, bands nobody else has heard of, interesting hobbies) to pull out if you can, if you can't come up with anything it's okay.

The fact that you got into a frat and you're going to a big party is a sign strongly in your favor that you might be a mentalcel. I hope I don't ever have to see you here again, that you'll ascend and forget about being an incel. If you don't ascend, let us know how it went.

Good luck OP

thanks for the advice, I seriously appreciate it. I know that this might be my one and only chance to lose my incel title so I'm taking it really seriously, as pathetic as that sounds. If I fuck up at this party, my title as an incel is only gonna get reinforced and amplified by all of the chads and stacies and I may as well drop out and rope

 

[Skindiana Bones]

I heard you can guitarmaxx at parties, just pretend like you know how to play and the drunk foids will come to you

 

[SilentSoup]

thanks for the advice, I seriously appreciate it. I know that this might be my one and only chance to lose my incel title so I'm taking it really seriously, as pathetic as that sounds. If I fuck up at this party, my title as an incel is only gonna get reinforced and amplified by all of the chads and stacies and I may as well drop out and rope

You might have other chances to ascend if you stay in the frat and they keep inviting you to hang out and go to parties etc so I don't think this one's your only chance. Have fun, if you can!

 

[Cuyen]

Forget about this website, forget about what an incel is, forget about this whole damn thing. We'll be here for you if you fail, but if you really do have a chance being immersed in incel shit here might make your success less likely (Blackpill = thinking you'll fail).

Get drunk, it lowers your inhib. Be enthusiastic. Be "cool", bring some beer or weed or whatever they're into. Have one or two canned "cool things" (travels/vacations, bands nobody else has heard of, interesting hobbies) to pull out if you can, if you can't come up with anything it's okay.

The fact that you got into a frat and you're going to a big party is a sign strongly in your favor that you might be a mentalcel. I hope I don't ever have to see you here again, that you'll ascend and forget about being an incel. If you don't ascend, let us know how it went.

Good luck OP

 

[rudolfhess]

What are the rules for ascension posts? Are you allowed to make a final post after you ascend with the story or is that a ban? @SergeantIncel

 

[Deleted member]

What are the rules for ascension posts? Are you allowed to make a final post after you ascend with the story or is that a ban? @SergeantIncel

you get punished severely, at the least.

 

[Insomniac]

i don’t see how this will end well for you but best of luck anyway

 

[Damo the incel]

You're going to do fine. Maybe not that night, but keep going to parties and looksmaxxing/NTmaxxing.

This, you sound young op , make the most of it and try to ascend

 

[Cacao]

do it fam. save yourself