I met this horrible evil cunt last night, and the interaction basically sums up my entire life

[mathgod]

My first ever post here! I’ve been lurking for a while, but last night pushed me over the edge into making an account.

For context: I’m 25 years old, just started grad school, and I’m a kissless, handholding-less virgin. I’m short as fuck, have a face that’s mid at best, and to be honest, I’ve been treated like shit my entire fucking life. The lack of sex or any dating prospects is killing me, but what makes it even worse is being treated like a fucking subhuman nonentity, like a piece of shit to be scraped off a shoe. I never get any fucking respect from people. Not even the most basic respect other men get. Girls especially think they can bully me and treat me like shit as much as they want—and they do!

So starting the new school year, I decide to put myself out there again, Tinder, going to bars and clubs to try to meet girls, the whole nine yards. I don’t know why I keep doing this, because I’ve been doing this on and off for seven fucking years and never even gotten a single date or a kiss out of it. Of course, zero matches on Tinder. I put a ton of money into a new outfit, buy this really expensive cowboy hat at a Western shop for like 200+ bucks.

So I’m going out last night. I’m walking on this pedestrian street that all these student bars and nightclubs open out on. I’m walking, minding my own business (trying to get to this nightclub up the road I heard about) when suddenly this guy grabs the hat off my head and puts it on and laughs at me. This guy is a fucking 6’1’’ football-jock-looking Chad with a chiseled jawline to match. Whatever, I play along, “haha, very funny, you’re a Texan now,” and gently reach for the hat, to take it back. He becomes physically aggressive, grabs me or shoves me with one hand (I don’t really remember the motion, it’s hazy, but he was definitely physically aggressive) and we fight over the hat, which is now in both our hands.

I’ve fucking had it at this point. I say “fuck you, fuck you man!” shove him and try to grab the hat away from him. Then things become a bit hazy, but a bunch of his friends are surrounding me, including two 8/10 looking girls. One of them laughs at me and calls me a “fucking manlet” and grabs the hat, they other girl grabs me and shoves me. I push her back: not aggressively, just an open-handed push. Literally just physically reacting to her grabbing me and pushing her away so I can retrieve my hat.

Then two things happen. Immediately multiple guys, fucking White Knights, who saw this happen surround me and get in my space and aggressively demand to know why I just “put hands on a girl.” The cunt herself goes to one of the club bouncers to cry crocodile tears about how “some guy assaulted me,” and multiple bouncers come over, massive tank-sized niggers with sub-70 IQ, intimidate me and yell at me to leave. Leave? I’m ON THE FUCKING STREET! Are you a COP?? I’m not IN THE CLUB, DUMBASS, I’M OUTSIDE, WHAT FUCKING RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME TO LEAVE??? Fuck off! But I leave, because I don’t feel like getting my jaw broken tonight by some niggers.

I see the girl later when going home and doing something uncharacteristic for me I actually confront her (drunken courage) and ask “why were you so mean to me? What did you expect to happen when you shove me and steal my hat?”

And she says “it was just a fucking joke, why can’t you take a joke??” And laughs at me and calls me a manlet again. And of course she doesn’t give the hat back. Says she “lost it.”

The JOKE is that you took my TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR FUCKING HAT? And hey, I was so much more tolerant than most guys would be. When somebody grabs a hat off most guys, they’d immediately become aggressive. I played along with the joke and gently tried to get it back, and only became aggressive when I was grabbed and shoved. Because I’m a fucking manlet and a piece of subhuman shit and I’m supposed to just let people walk all over me. Chad would have punched the guy as soon as the hat was grabbed, and he’d be a fucking hero for it. “Ohhhh I’m so sorry that happened to you Chad that sounds scary” Meanwhile because I’m a subhuman manlet I’m an evil woman-assaulter for pushing back when shoved…

Anyway, I want to feel the cunt’s jaw breaking under my foot as I curbstomp the cunt…I just want to feel and hear her bones breaking under my fists…Wouldn’t that feel amazing?

 

[Gronk98]

Sounds awful, man. Situational awareness is key, avoid getting too close to drunk crows cuz conflicts tend to happen. Also maybe try traveling in groups or with a wingman next time. Also, avoid looking like a victim, something about appearing fearful causes others to be more predatory.

Maybe carry a brass knuckle so you can attack assholes properly next time. Non-lethal compared to a gun or a knife but allows you to win against bigger opponents.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

One of them laughs at me and calls me a “fucking manlet”

i stopped believing the story at this point

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

i stopped believing the story at this point

wouldn't surprise me if this is larp

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

@grok is this real

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i stopped believing the story at this point

@grok do people call other manlets in real life

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

@ThreadUnrollerApp unroll

 

[Icarus]

Shove her into a wood chipper

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

wouldn't surprise me if this is larp

If people wanna larp so bad, fine. But they should at least try to make it sound somewhat believable. Most larps sounds like they are ripped straight out of a cartoon or a clichee high school movie

 

[mathgod]

What’s the fucking point of posting here if nobody’s going to believe it anyway. Have you been around drunk idiots hanging around outside bars? Do you understand how fucking over-the-top retarded and cruel they can be? Whatever

 

[mathgod]

Shove her into a wood chipper

Based

 

[mathgod]

@grok is this real

Do you want CCTV footage?

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

What’s the fucking point of posting here if nobody’s going to believe it anyway. Have you been around drunk idiots hanging around outside bars? Do you understand how fucking over-the-top retarded and cruel they can be? Whatever

I just find it hard to believe a story where normies use lingo thats only used online in niche forums

 

[yukio_mishima]

Do you want CCTV footage?

yes, we do

 

[mathgod]

I just find it hard to believe a story where normies use lingo thats only used online in niche forums

I’ve been called “manlet” multiple times in my life. In person. Usually by drunk people, who have no filter. I wasn’t even aware that the word started on online forums?

 

[mathgod]

yes, we do

Great, I called the bar pretending to be a cop with a warrant

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I’ve been called “manlet” multiple times in my life. In person. Usually by drunk people, who have no filter. I wasn’t even aware that the word started on online forums?

I didnt even know that word existed until i discovered BP

 

[mathgod]

I didnt even know that word existed until i discovered BP

Nah, it’s a thing. Was called a manlet in high school, called a manlet a couple times at college parties or in bars/clubs. Here’s ChatGPT:

“Manlet” is a straightforward case of productive affixation: base noun “man” + the English diminutive suffix “-let,” which is common, transparent, and semantically predictable (“piglet,” “booklet,” “droplet,” “owlet,” “wavelet,” “starlet”). Because “-let” reliably means “small/lesser version of X,” attaching it to a high-frequency noun like “man” yields an immediately interpretable form meaning “small man.” It’s phonotactically smooth (two syllables, stress on the first), unambiguous, and follows a well-worn template of X+let used freely in casual and pejorative slang. Linguists expect such highly productive, compositional patterns to be coined in parallel—there’s no clever pun or opaque etymology that would point to a single origin. In other words, “manlet” is the kind of obvious, low-creativity formation that multiple speakers could (and likely did) invent independently.

 

[yukio_mishima]

Great, I called the bar pretending to be a cop with a warrant

 

[mathgod]

Oh yeah

 

[Wombles The Kanga]

I put a ton of money into a new outfit, buy this really expensive cowboy hat at a Western shop for like 200+ bucks.

why on earth did you make this decision

 

[Autist]

You should have invested those 200 bucks in a gun/knife

 

[flute_snoop]

i stopped believing the story at this point

You might be right. The cowboy hat seems a little weird as well. I actually think there is quite a few "stories" on here that are fake or exaggerated.

 

[flute_snoop]

If people wanna larp so bad, fine. But they should at least try to make it sound somewhat believable. Most larps sounds like they are ripped straight out of a cartoon or a clichee high school movie

Reminds me of the post someone put on here recently about how they were following closely behind some random girl because he wanted to date her. It read like a bad stalker movie. No one is that retarded.