I measured my penis....

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I finally bought that flexible tape and it was even in inches, so I could better gauge my cock size to the plethora of studies found online.

All I have to say is that it's over

I was autistically learning about BPEL, NBPEL all those kids of stuff and for fucks sakes, it's over

I literally have no redeeming qualities, I've actually never measured my penis, I just gauged how penises on porn look and I estimate my girth and length but after today. I may just kill myself.

I'm black, I'm short, I'm ugly. I fucking don't tick any boxes, I would've thought at least I could have a below average cock but no, someone decided to give me this fucking shrimp of a dick

The rope calls to me.....the rope calls to me

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I fucking hate myself, I don't think theres a mofo on .is who hates themselves more than I do. There are race haters etc. I don't think anyone genuinely disdains themselves like me.

It's over fucking over.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I purposefully didn't write my length. If anyone wants it I'll put it in the thread, maybe if I don't say it as the first thing in the thread, I'll get some engagement.

OH AND I'M AFRICAN, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKS

 

[SupremeAutist]

I purposefully didn't write my length. If anyone wants it I'll put it in the thread, maybe if I don't say it as the first thing in the thread, I'll get some engagement.

OH AND I'M AFRICAN, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKS

Alright here's your engagement. What size?

 

[justuseless]

Cock should be the least of an incels worries

 

[WhitepillOverdose]

And here I thought that every nigger has big dick. Its over brocel

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

OH AND I'M AFRICAN, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKS

Blackcel learns that BBC is a psyop invented by the porn industry circa 2025

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Alright here's your engagement. What size?

NBPEL = 4`7
BPEL = 5`1(I was edging for 45 minutes so I know it was the fullest erection I couldve gotten)

EG(midshaft) = 4`9
EG(base) = 4`7

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Cock should be the least of an incels worries

I just needed a confidence boost mang, It's sad not having any redeeming qualities.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Blackcel learns that BBC is a psyop invented by the porn industry circa 2025

 

[oldNgreycel]

If you're black and comparing to porn, I'm guessing it's 8" and you're bummed because it's not 11".

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

Cock should be the least of an incels worries

Nobody will ever see it anyway. If I had a 7 inch cock I would feel even worse because it would be such a waste.

 

[Based NaziCel]

Imagine having small schlong as a nigger when niggers are stereotyped to have huge schlongs (BBC).You cannot even cope by having a BBC in this case.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Imagine having small schlong as a nigger when niggers are stereotyped to have huge schlongs (BBC).You cannot even cope by having a BBC in this case.

That's what I'm saying most niggers in the thread think it doesn't matter. I'm a fucking anomaly. It's soo over. If I at least had a average cock, I could feel better about fucking escorts but that's not the case. I'm fucking 1.2 inches away from having a micropenis as a fucking adult male in south africa.

The average penis length here is 5`8 inches with 5`2 inch girth(not self report studies)

 

[Scatius Deletus]

NBPEL = 4`7
BPEL = 5`1(I was edging for 45 minutes so I know it was the fullest erection I couldve gotten)

EG(midshaft) = 4`9
EG(base) = 4`7

Brutal what about girth

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Brutal what about girth

EG is girth

 

[Scatius Deletus]

EG is girth

I'm retarded

 

[oldNgreycel]

The average penis length here is 5`8 inches with 5`2 inch girth(not self report studies)

Then South Africans are walking around with dicks the size of small trees!

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Then South Africans are walking around with dicks the size of small trees!

yes they are. yet I'm walking around with a sapling

 

[oldNgreycel]

yes they are. yet I'm walking around with a sapling

I'm just playing. You used the foot separator in your measurements. so when you say 5'2, that's not a little over 5", that's 5 foot 2 inches (or 62"). I think you mean to say 5.2" but the imperial system typically uses fractions of an inch instead of decimal.

 

[oldNgreycel]

NBPEL = 4`7 = 55" (or 139.7cm)
BPEL = 5`1(I was edging for 45 minutes so I know it was the fullest erection I couldve gotten) = 61" (or 154.9 cm)

EG(midshaft) = 4`9 = 57" (or 144.8 cm)
EG(base) = 4`7 = 55" (or 139.7cm)

Apparently OP is a Giga Cockzilla

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I'm just playing. You used the foot separator in your measurements. so when you say 5'2, that's not a little over 5", that's 5 foot 2 inches (or 62"). I think you mean to say 5.2" but the imperial system typically uses fractions of an inch instead of decimal.

Apologies, I'm lowIQ as well

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Apparently OP is a Giga Cockzilla

I'm lowIQ as well. I was trying to cater to jewmericans

 

[oldNgreycel]

I'm lowIQ as well. I was trying to cater to jewmericans

JLF. The imperial system is stupid AF, I know. I'm a Canadian, so I'm stuck using both systems

 

[Skelly]

(I was edging for 45 minutes so I know it was the fullest erection I couldve gotten)

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Is my english bad/

 

[Skelly]

Is my english bad/

do you actually need to edge for 45 minutes to get a full erection?

 

[LastGerman]

NBPEL = 4`7
BPEL = 5`1(I was edging for 45 minutes so I know it was the fullest erection I couldve gotten)

EG(midshaft) = 4`9
EG(base) = 4`7

The penis pill is just too brutal. I jsut read a thread on Smalldickproblems:

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1i7iydv/ruined_as_a_human/


"A few days ago, I played one of those adult card games for couples with my partner of ten years. All of a sudden, my heart drops when I pull the card "What's the biggest dick you've ever taken?"

"Oh about 7, maybe 7 and a half."

I don't care how good it is with me, I don't care if it "was fine when it worked, which wasn't often," I don't care if mine is "perfect" - I'm furious she was even in the same room as this, let alone choking on it for years. And let's be real: "About 7, 7 and a half maybe" is woman-speak for 9.

I knew I was probably beat, but nearly double?!?

I can't even look at her. I've actually at this point lost my faith in God - no benevolent creator would do this to one of his children.

Man went to the moon in 1963 - I just saw someone on the front page with a new ear grown on their forearm; How in the absolute fuck has no one figured out how to fix this yet????"

He does have a point. Disregard if the moon landing did actually happen or not, we still have a lot of technology, yet, there is still no way to improve penis size. Why is there no such thing to improve penis size? It does not make any sense. The only thing I know of, is a plant in Africa, als used in a ritual, to improve penis size.

This just shows, that nobody really cares about men. Females say, men should be more about their problems, yet, if we say anything about our problems, regarding penis size or anything else, we are being ridiculed.

There is no research going on, to find a way to increase penis size. All money should be send to a research like this where the best people just find a way to increase penis size and speak openly about it. But it will never happen. The penis size, as well as testosterone, has become lower and lower over time and nobody is saying a word. No so called "world leader" is speaking up. This is actually the real problem. If every man would have a 9 inch penis, the world would be a better place.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

do you actually need to edge for 45 minutes to get a full erection?

No I just wanted my dick to basically be on the brink of explosion.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

The penis pill is just too brutal. I jsut read a thread on Smalldickproblems:

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1i7iydv/ruined_as_a_human/


"A few days ago, I played one of those adult card games for couples with my partner of ten years. All of a sudden, my heart drops when I pull the card "What's the biggest dick you've ever taken?"

"Oh about 7, maybe 7 and a half."

I don't care how good it is with me, I don't care if it "was fine when it worked, which wasn't often," I don't care if mine is "perfect" - I'm furious she was even in the same room as this, let alone choking on it for years. And let's be real: "About 7, 7 and a half maybe" is woman-speak for 9.

I knew I was probably beat, but nearly double?!?

I can't even look at her. I've actually at this point lost my faith in God - no benevolent creator would do this to one of his children.

Man went to the moon in 1963 - I just saw someone on the front page with a new ear grown on their forearm; How in the absolute fuck has no one figured out how to fix this yet????"

He does have a point. Disregard if the moon landing did actually happen or not, we still have a lot of technology, yet, there is still no way to improve penis size. Why is there no such thing to improve penis size? It does not make any sense. The only thing I know of, is a plant in Africa, als used in a ritual, to improve penis size.

This just shows, that nobody really cares about men. Females say, men should be more about their problems, yet, if we say anything about our problems, regarding penis size or anything else, we are being ridiculed.

There is no research going on, to find a way to increase penis size. All money should be send to a research like this where the best people just find a way to increase penis size and speak openly about it. But it will never happen. The penis size, as well as testosterone, has become lower and lower over time and nobody is saying a word. No so called "world leader" is speaking up. This is actually the real problem. If every man would have a 9 inch penis, the world would be a better place.

My friend, what is the african plants name????

What ritual is being used to increase penis size, I must acquire said plant.

7inches is absolutely brootal and this nigger is probably 5 tops jfl. It's soo over

 

[LastGerman]

My friend, what is the african plants name????

What ritual is being used to increase penis size, I must acquire said plant.

7inches is absolutely brootal and this nigger is probably 5 tops jfl. It's soo over

The Penis Pill - Preferred penis size and stats

Same. Just imagine having 9 inch penis. The mere thought of it, is just blissful. Even if you do not have nothing at all, you just look down and you see your big penis. But a big penis just brings success on its own. The penis pill is indeed brutal. I am actually curious right now, how many here...

incels.is

Also if you have enough money I recommend you go through a African tribal herbs which grew their dicks to 8-9 inches, no joke

Give me a second I'll come back with the name of the tribe and their rituals

So it goes like this

There is this tribe called somba, and they have this ritual where they force their 18 yo kids to go through a ritual, they apply these herbs on their dicks and then place a tree horn on top of the dick, apparently they have to stick with that horn until they reach the desired size which the tribe considers big enough. Now you might think this is bullshit, so did I until I saw some actual photos of those tribesmen and they all had 7-8 inch weiners, like all of them

I remembered having the names of some those herbs ( i don't know if it's accurate, cuz this tribe doesn't like to share their knowledge), so even I am still searching for the complete names, but I've some names of those herbs already noted, now I need to find them again

Morinda and noni leaves

Also @Fed Link

 

[Not a single word]

Cock should be the least of an incels worries

Exactly. No women will ever see our cocks unless you go to an escort

 

[zerozerozero]

no snowbunnys for you

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Dickpill isnt important if you cant even get a foid to be in bed with you

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

no snowbunnys for you