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Wombles The Roastie

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10% Schizo tier humble bragging
So basically this all stemmed from when I was a little innocent boy I used too at like 4-5 one of the earliest memory I have is off humping the ground when I was doing a photoshoot for family :feelstastyman: where I lay down and hold under the jaw and smile like I just started humping it because It felt pleasing this is where It all started. Later at 7-9 I started doing this more nearly everyday and like orgasm well kinda (no sperm came out as I was a child) however I upgraded my strategy :cool: basically I held both my hands together one on the other like doing a chest compression then applied that to route of my dick moving it in a circular motion (basically doing chest compression to my dick this is important. I've masturbated like this for around 4 years. However when I was 13 I began to cum for the first time :feelsahh: which meant I couldn't masturbate laying down on the floor anymore :feelsrope:(suifuel) so instead I stood over my toilet and did it by laying my right fist down just higher than my dick and moving my lower knuckes it in rotations applying decent pressure (this is how I've masturbated to my age currently) at the start of my dick, now what did this do? well imagine your dick as a plant what would happen if you continuely applied pressure to it and slightly stretched well it would be a plant longer than most but weak in the middle but the penis is muscle so instead of tugging on my dick I applied pressure to the bottom and almost metaphorically pinched it this is how my dick has grown (btw my dick is currently at over 7 inches :chad: and at soft it's barely 2 inches) I believe without this method I would have been a 4 incher although I started this penismaxxing method young I believe it could still work for you guys because in the dick there's more inside the body which because of my technique I've gotten out however you haven't because when jerking off you've never applied pressure to the route of the dick just the shift.
No poem my post is too long but the way a foid rubs their pussy is how you should rub the route of your penis but with your bottom knuckles to increase its size.
 
this is what i did at 6 not 4-5
got coommogged :feelsrope:
 
this is what i did at 6 not 4-5
got coommogged :feelsrope:
I was just a low inhib sex pest before you what can I say :feelshehe: also @Dneum912. This is what I was talking about in ur microdic thread
 
Noted, will think about it.
 
So many letters for just a humble-brag ...
 
I was just a low inhib sex pest before you what can I say :feelshehe: also @Dneum912. This is what I was talking about in ur microdic thread
for me, it was started when i was just playing and washing the carpet in our yard..so i am holding this stick/oar and running over the wet carpet and i suddenly n accidentally bang the end of it to my dick and i get aroused and coomer life begins
 
Schizo meds rn.

It’s just genes
 
for me, it was started when i was just playing and washing the carpet in our yard..so i am holding this stick/oar and running over the wet carpet and i suddenly n accidentally bang the end of it to my dick and i get aroused and coomer life begins
Your life began from that moment also I remember when I was 14 I had a bath and was naked and then started rubbing my pubes on my radiator because it felt nice then my shaft touched this burning hot radiator and it hurt so bad.
 
Your life began from that moment also I remember when I was 14 I had a bath and was naked and then started rubbing my pubes on my radiator because it felt nice then my shaft touched this burning hot radiator and it hurt so bad.
we pile up/stack our blankets, mattresses and pillows over each other in our home. i used to put my dick between them and pretend im fucking a foid standing
apart from that, i been cooming with the regular method
 

Wombles The Koala


Slowly losing my mind.​

 
Abilify 5
 
we pile up/stack our blankets, mattresses and pillows over each other in our home. i used to put my dick between them and pretend im fucking a foid standing
apart from that, i been cooming with the regular method
Bet that feels nice, jfl this one time I was cumming and I ran out of tissue then I just wiped the cum at the bottom part of my parents bed I always stared it and saw it getting really tough and my parents never said anything I don't think they ever realised it was my cum :feelshaha: .
 
Bet that feels nice, jfl this one time I was cumming and I ran out of tissue then I just wiped the cum at the bottom part of my parents bed I always stared it and saw it getting really tough and my parents never said anything I don't think they ever realised it was my cum :feelshaha: .
yeah but it kinda hurt my dick...skinned it so to say. so i decided to adopt the normal method



brutal. you infiltrated their bed and marked your territory
 
big incel cock is law
 
I not understand this

And that's ok
 
10% Schizo tier humble bragging
 
So basically this all stemmed from when I was a little innocent boy I used too at like 4-5 one of the earliest memory I have is off humping the ground when I was doing a photoshoot for family :feelstastyman: where I lay down and hold under the jaw and smile like I just started humping it because It felt pleasing this is where It all started. Later at 7-9 I started doing this more nearly everyday and like orgasm well kinda (no sperm came out as I was a child) however I upgraded my strategy :cool: basically I held both my hands together one on the other like doing a chest compression then applied that to route of my dick moving it in a circular motion (basically doing chest compression to my dick this is important. I've masturbated like this for around 4 years. However when I was 13 I began to cum for the first time :feelsahh: which meant I couldn't masturbate laying down on the floor anymore :feelsrope:(suifuel) so instead I stood over my toilet and did it by laying my right fist down just higher than my dick and moving my lower knuckes it in rotations applying decent pressure (this is how I've masturbated to my age currently) at the start of my dick, now what did this do? well imagine your dick as a plant what would happen if you continuely applied pressure to it and slightly stretched well it would be a plant longer than most but weak in the middle but the penis is muscle so instead of tugging on my dick I applied pressure to the bottom and almost metaphorically pinched it this is how my dick has grown (btw my dick is currently at over 7 inches :chad: and at soft it's barely 2 inches) I believe without this method I would have been a 4 incher although I started this penismaxxing method young I believe it could still work for you guys because in the dick there's more inside the body which because of my technique I've gotten out however you haven't because when jerking off you've never applied pressure to the route of the dick just the shift.
No poem my post is too long but the way a foid rubs their pussy is how you should rub the route of your penis but with your bottom knuckles to increase its size.
just buy a pennile extender
 
I have zero money to buy stuff with

And I thought it was a high effort post suifuel
i mean not you tho bro 7 inches is already huge you should try some saunas where people get naked maybe some foid will end up liking your cock you never know.
 

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