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I made sphagetti and meatballs for dinner

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It was delicious. :feelsokman:

But as I was eating it I was thinking about all the chads who claim they don't know how to cook because their wife does it for thjem. Cooking isn't even that hard, but they never even tried to learn because some foid was always willing to make tasty meals for them while they sat in their rooms and played video games or whatever. Yet here I am as an incel, self sufficient as all fuck and I never even had a foid do so much as look my way. Brb while I :feelsrope:
 
I wish I had a girl to cook for me or something. It's depressing just making a meal for one by yourself.
 
Cooking is something everyone should know how to do. Most people are helpless enough as it is
 
It was delicious. :feelsokman:
Good bro :feelzez:
But as I was eating it I was thinking about all the chads who claim they don't know how to cook because their wife does it for thjem. Cooking isn't even that hard, but they never even tried to learn because some foid was always willing to make tasty meals for them while they sat in their rooms and played video games or whatever. Yet here I am as an incel, self sufficient as all fuck and I never even had a foid do so much as look my way. Brb while I :feelsrope:
Shit bro :cryfeels:
 
One thing I dislike about cooking for myself is that I have to take a lot of time making a small amount of food that I eat in like 15 minutes or less. If I make enough food for a longer more luxurious meal, I overeat. So I usually decide it's not worth it and just eat cereal or something.
 
fuck I love sphagetti :feelsohh: wish I had some rn
 
One thing I dislike about cooking for myself is that I have to take a lot of time making a small amount of food that I eat in like 15 minutes or less. If I make enough food for a longer more luxurious meal, I overeat. So I usually decide it's not worth it and just eat cereal or something.

Leftovers, bro
 

I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake
Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes!
Besides; everything I ever had worth takin', they've already took!
While she's livin' like a queen on alimony,
I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney,
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?!?!"

 
Not often, and when she does it tastes like shit anyway so I just do it. She's really bad at cooking; I genuinely don't know how she does it.
it doesn't matter, you will make her happy if you eat her cooking
 
it doesn't matter, you will make her happy if you eat her cooking
She hates cooking anyway. She usually burns it or something and then lashes out if I tell her the food is ready while she's doing jack shit on her phone.
 
Watch your diet fatcel:feelswhere:
 
I wish i had a chance to cook to my gf tbhtbh
Cooking is really relaxing
 
My mom cooks for me tbh

I know how to cook (sorta) but I’m not great at it..
 
My mom cooks for me tbh

I know how to cook (sorta) but I’m not great at it..
Same bro tbh the only thing I know how to cook are eggs it's over
Cooks me
 
Cereal's about my limit when it comes to cooking.

Takeout is the way to go.
 

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