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Story I made an ass out of myself in 7th and 8th grade

San Salvador

San Salvador

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At the beginning of 7th grade, I wanted to be popular like the cool kids, so I started telling jokes. Eventually, some guy made a Facebook page for my jokes and made me an admin there. At first, the page got around 300 likes and I was very excited. During its existence, one guy told me that everybody was laughing at me, not my jokes, but I ignored him.

Eventually, the page got deleted, and the guy said that he deleted it because he lost 20 likes. When I tried to remake the page, I only got 2 likes. I still kept telling jokes until the end of the primary school. People at the halls would constantly ask me for jokes. Also, I had 0 friends at the time, only acquaintances.

The worst part is that I started imitating Salamander Man and Filthy Frank memes in public. I agreed to be recored saying nyeees while doing the thing Salamander Man does because I thought I was ultra funny. A year later, in the first grade of HS, some Chad showed me the video with the uttermost disgust on his face.

This is how I turned myself into the biggest joke in my primary school. I even got elected as the class president in the 6th grade. Guess when that happened again. Negative social status is real and can only be beat in the amount of suffering by existing as a short ugly ethnic.
 
The only other person who could be considered weird in 7th and 8th grade also did that, but he succeeded and I was the only one left in the weird category
 
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The only other person who could be considered weird in 7th and 8th grade also did that, but he succeeded and I was the only one left in the weird category
What did he look like?
 
Short, sort of bad face... but the "tough guy chads" sided with him just to fuck me over
Yeah, my "best friend" at the time stopped hanging out with me because he started hanging out with a kid who bullied me.
 
Bro this is chad as fuck, why is a funny guy like you even here?
Yeah, because being deemed a pitiful amalgam of a human and a sad joke is "Chad as fuck". I stopped telling jokes when a guy from another class in my freshman year of HS told me that people from his class think I'm an idiot.
 

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