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I made a promise to myself

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I made a promise to myself never to eat crackling again

Someone told me the other day that to feel satisfaction and joy you need to be charitable

Give me a dollar, give me a dollar there John woaaawwwna woaniw wonai

What to do if you don't do it and accept boring boredom

So I find the recipe of walking on the walk

And going up the hill, I think of the pleasant feeling of COMING FASTER, FASTER, downhill because I'm oooon a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

I risk tripping over myself and falling breaking my neck

Neck in french is anus!

Anus is the aboral part of the body, living and learning

What did the cat say to the milk before drinking it? Meooww!

Don't know where I'm going my way is every morning

Do you like Apple? Me too, but there isn't!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

Pray a Hail Mary an our father and a great father and so you should be happy, be happy

Happiness is not at the peak of the mountain, it is as you climb this mountain!

This is the story of my new avi
 

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