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Cope I love being 5 foot 3

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I love being 5 foot 3. There, I said it and I'm tired of pretending that I'm not. I'm a short king or something, and being a midget has only strengthened my resolve in life. It doesn't matter that people assume that I'm less competent, less of a man, and that no woman would even consider having sexual relations with me. Right........

Shortcels, its okay to be short, right? I'm gonna be ok?
 
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I had a friend who was very small at secondary school. He could literally fit inside one of the teeny lockers kind of like these:

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Pretty crazy, lol
 
I had a friend who was very small at secondary school. He could literally fit inside one of the teeny lockers kind of like these:

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Pretty crazy, lol
That's amazing, I wish I could have achieved that level of shortness. In school, I distinctly remember on class photography days being lined up by height (both male and female). I was always the shortest boy, shorter than many of the girls even.
 
Shortcels, its okay to be short, right? I'm gonna be ok?
As 5'5 guy, it is shit, being under 5'8 should be considered disability

The only advantage of being that height is ease of practical life and you fit small things
 
I love being 5 foot 3. There, I said it and I'm tired of pretending that I'm not. I'm a short king or something, and being a midget has only strengthened my resolve in life. It doesn't matter that people assume that I'm less competent, less of a man, and that no woman would even consider having sexual relations with me. Right........

Shortcels, its okay to be short, right? I'm gonna be ok?
Yeah you are a god. Now Isolationmaxxx and become like erenyeager
 
Yeah, it's so peak bro, we have to spend less in food and shit.
 
As 5'5 guy, it is shit, being under 5'8 should be considered disability

The only advantage of being that height is ease of practical life and you fit small things
Do you also struggle to find clothes that fit you well? Often my choices are XS sizes (which is rarely stocked/available), or literal childrens/teens clothing. It's humiliating. Plenty of XXL clothes for the tall fat fucks though.
 
Yeah, it's so peak bro, we have to spend less in food and shit.
Ultimate energy efficiency, higher muscle density. It's pretty slick. Can't help but feel sorry for everyone else
 
Ultimate energy efficiency, higher muscle density. It's pretty slick. Can't help but feel sorry for everyone else
WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
WE ARE THE PEAK OF HUMAN EVOLUTION.
WE CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL SORRY FOR TALLFAGS.
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As 5'5 guy, it is shit, being under 5'8 should be considered disability

The only advantage of being that height is ease of practical life and you fit small things
I got car mogged once when I tried to drive test drive a ford truck and realized it was made for big and tall when the seat would not go further up.
 
I got car mogged once when I tried to drive test drive a ford truck and realized it was made for big and tall when the seat would not go further up.
How tall are you? I think if you have a truck like this, you can modify the seat
 
Didn't know you were a shortcel like me, i thought you were average tbh. I'm 5'4 myself anyway but being short is a curse especially when stuff well doesn't fit you at all.
 
you could only love your height if you were a faggot
 
Didn't know you were a shortcel like me, i thought you were average tbh. I'm 5'4 myself anyway but being short is a curse especially when stuff well doesn't fit you at all.
Same height as me
 
Yeah, it's so peak bro, we have to spend less in food and shit.
You can fit better inside a Buggati or Lexus LFA....
 
Cope. Being that short sucks ass and soyciety encourages heightism, hell, worse than dwarfism since normies have no incentive to virtue signal compassion. Disrespected through and through, getting mogged by foids and literal school children. You cannot even find a career, and if you find one, you’d never get promoted or taken seriously.

I used to live in one of the “walkable” cities, worst life choice. Now moved to a car city where I can cope driving around, and ordering stuff online since I cannot deal with existing in public.

I tried “touching grass” and “finding hobbies”, but always someone has to mention and point to my height. I exist like a mascot. I’m NEETing hard, extracting and never giving back. Death to hightest normies and manlet copers (in GTA San Andreas of course)
 

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