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I've seen countless of women posting this on social media. They claim to like Haaland because of his personality despite of his looks. Clearly, him being 6'5, blonde and norwegian had nothing to do with that
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Haaland is ugly
Thank you britbongs for knocking Norway out
Dude would be a gigamogger if he actually had the nose of a european.
He looks like shit
If haaland had curly hair, you'd all be calling him an albino mutt nigger.
He would be treated like IShowSpeed when traveling to white or white-adjacent countries.
He would be treated like IShowSpeed when traveling to white or white-adjacent countries.
Dude looks like a human version of super buu with down syndrome
Foids will fuck that albino mutt before they lay a finger on us.
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But he's extremely tall and blonde with long hair, that's why normies suck his cock 24/7 on social media. Only Peter Steele could mog Haaland (but he's dead)
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Just be tall theory
No his entire phenotype is ugly. Squashed ethnic midface, nigger nose, chink eyes. He has that ogre cro-magnon bone structure, I think this phenotype has to do with WHG. Again more proof that ancient indigenous europeans were ugly apes and Yamnaya bvlls civilized them, both mentally and physically.
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Height halo is real and that plus his mogger frame is prolly why foids love him. Blonde/light hair matters little on males though.
he looks like an albino niggger
His personality is 6'5 and tons of money
>6'5 athletic Chad
>"I like him for his personality"
They're not even trying
>"I like him for his personality"
They're not even trying
>world famous
>6'5, 35+inch vert, top sprint speeds for his height
>the representative of his country on the global spot of athlethics
'PERSONALITTYYYYYY'
That piece of shit mutt albino nigger should be deported into hell if I have to have my life uprooted, even though neither of us know cartel monkey gibber.
I want to kill him either me.
Women are status chasers and Haaland has high status
That nigga look like an orc from lord of the rings
He's 6'5 and a famous millionaire. His face isn't even ugly just a little below average.
Doesn't matter, he is 6'5 and has Nordic phenotype
Of course women love him jfl, I could see it coming from a mile away
Someone have to invite him here.
Never began for Haalandcels.
Just be humble, bro
There's no such thing as a "nordic phenotype". He doesn't have a germanic aryan phenotype, if that's what you mean. He's largely savolaxid, with some archaic cro-magnon influence. No one would look at this chink ape's face and think of Hitler's ideal aryan.
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Who??
Idk
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By that I mean blue eyes, pale skin and blonde hair. Women prefer these traits. Yes he's ugly but he's tall and has the most sought after phenotype in the world. He's no chad but still has above average SMV, not to mention he's a famous footballer.
And btw do you really think women care about "Hitler's ideal"?
No one gives a shit about any of that, except blue eyes.
Savolaxid is one of the ugliest phenotypes in Europe. Most aesthetic pheno in the world is North Atlandid, and haaland doesn't look remotely similar to that.
No shit he has very high SMV, that was never the point.
Yes I could tell, I didn't even know Europeans could look like that. Doesn't matter he still mogs me to the shadow realm
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