Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

LifeFuel I left a message for Santa and he responded to it on the radio

FrothySolutions

FrothySolutions

Post like the FBI is watching.
★★★★★
Joined
May 6, 2018
Posts
19,845
I says to him "Hey Santa, do you ever wish you could work from home?" And he says "I do work from home! YOUR home! Ho! Ho! Ho!"

Glad tidings to all this season.
 
over for santabelievercels
 
santa is cool
 
I concede I may be overzealous with with my skepticism towards youngcels, but when we have incels believing in Santa, thing have clearly gone too far...
 
I never believed in Santa. I did believe there was a midget living in a tree in my backyard as a small kid though :whatfeels:

My grandfather used to scare the shit out of me impersonating him :feels:
 
1542578590728
 
I did believe there was a midget living in a tree in my backyard as a small kid though :whatfeels:

My grandfather used to scare the shit out of me impersonating him :feels:
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: How the fuck did you start believing that? What led you to think a midget was living in a tree in your backyard?
 
I told my brother Santa wasn’t real when he was young on accident.

Pretty sure my parents were pissed off beyond belief..lol.
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: How the fuck did you start believing that? What led you to think a midget was living in a tree in your backyard?
My grandfather told me that and got my older cousin to call me when I was around 5 to listen to him hiding behind the three and talking to me pretending to be said midget :feels::feels::feels:
 
My grandfather told me that and got my older cousin to call me when I was around 5 to listen to him hiding behind the three and talking to me pretending to be said midget :feels::feels::feels:
Lol wtf
 
My grandfather told me that and got my older cousin to call me when I was around 5 to listen to him hiding behind the three and talking to me pretending to be said midget :feels::feels::feels:
brutal
 
I concede I may be overzealous with with my skepticism towards youngcels, but when we have incels believing in Santa, thing have clearly gone too far...

How young do you have to be to be a youngcel? I don't think I'm one.
 
My grandfather told me that and got my older cousin to call me when I was around 5 to listen to him hiding behind the three and talking to me pretending to be said midget :feels::feels::feels:
LMAO that's bugged out bro
 
Christmas is based
 
I never believed in Santa. I did believe there was a midget living in a tree in my backyard as a small kid though :whatfeels:

My grandfather used to scare the shit out of me impersonating him :feels:
Your grandpa impersonated a midget?
 
Your grandpa impersonated a midget?
Yeah, to scare me.

He really liked scaring me. He made me watch that video where a doctor makes the autopsy of the supposed alien who fell on Roswell. I watched all of it with him.

I couldn't sleep well for weeks.
 
Santa is old and fat but also statusmaxxed beyond almost any man on Earth, does he slay?
 
i asked santa for 66 hentai dvds and he declined... smh libtard..
 
it's not even december yet fkin holiday jew
 
it's not even december yet fkin holiday jew

Thanksgiving is just Practice Christmas. And if you're Best Buy, the "Holiday Season" starts in late October, before Halloween.
 
Santa is the ultimate Chad
 
Santachad with the stacyreindeers
 

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top