Story I larped as a Shoeliftmaxxer on anonymous app (Jodel)(YikYak)

[Nordicel94]

Jodel is an anonymous app with about half of the users being foids. I wrote a story about being 5'9 (175cm) and using shoelifts to become 6'1 (185cm) and that I would go out clubbing this weekend and pull foids. The foids were outraged! JFL they said that if they went home with "me" and I shrunk 10cm in my apartment they would leave. So I said: "So height is a make or break factor?" And they all went "NOOO it's the fact that you lied about it and that you're not being yurrrseeeelf". Okay but Fake-up and heels are okay? JFL

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Fake-up and heels are okay

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

 

[nice_try]

They will only choose the tallest, most handsome, big dicked, richest men to be their boyfriends while simultaneously telling you that none of it matters.
That's why you only trust in what they do, never in what they say.

 

[manletogre]

They will only choose the tallest, most handsome, big dicked, richest men to be their boyfriends while simultaneously telling you that none of it matters.
That's why you only trust in what they do, never in what they say.

They love to lie thinking we’re as stupid as them

 

[unlucky guy]

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[massculini]

Jodel is an anonymous app with about half of the users being foids. I wrote a story about being 5'9 (175cm) and using shoelifts to become 6'1 (185cm) and that I would go out clubbing this weekend and pull foids. The foids were outraged! JFL they said that if they went home with "me" and I shrunk 10cm in my apartment they would leave. So I said: "So height is a make or break factor?" And they all went "NOOO it's the fact that you lied about it and that you're not being yurrrseeeelf". Okay but Fake-up and heels are okay? JFL

Foids fake their height and natural beauty all the time but gets forgiven

 

[pulp]

Foids fake their height and natural beauty all the time but gets forgiven

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

Never gets old.

 

[Asgard]

Foids fake their height and natural beauty all the time but gets forgiven

The other gender should be punished (in real Life VR anniversary edition)