JFL I know a guy

[Lv99_BixNood]

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Woman here- one of the hottest guys I've been with was 5'5", which you might say isn't that short, but he also had an actual micropenis. Like he was probably not a full two inches fully erect.

He had more sexual partners than he could shake a stick at. I'm like a cute curvy lady (curvy, not fat) and he and I would regularly have threesomes with our hot redheaded friend. Which is not to include excess detail but just to say that my buddy most definitely got laid.

Manlet hands typed this

 

[AutistSupremacist]

ugly, ethnic and short men are amazing, it just so happens I've never been able to date them.

 

[FiveThreeBlackCel]

just become an outlier bro

 

[fatass30000]

tales from the circus of freaks in mumbai

 

[friedrllyudidntknow]

tales from the circus of freaks in mumbai

a foid did NOT write this shit

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

a foid did NOT write this shit

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

@LastGerman This has got to be LARP.

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

Manlet hands typed this

LARPing reaching mental illness.

tales from the circus of freaks in mumbai

 

[Glassness]

This dudes sounds fuckin awesome (if he was real)

 

[ESL]

that knows a guy

 

[inhibedrj]

who knew this guy

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Daily reminder that outliers and "i know a guy" stories don't make a rule non-existent

 

[outerdarkness]

This dudes sounds fuckin awesome (if he was real)

Don’t worry, he’s not.

 

[Punished Watcher]

just become an outlier bro

 

[Super Nigger Boy]

tales from the circus of freaks in mumbai

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Drowning in cope

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

Oh yes I know him. He's the well-known manlet slayer. I didn't know that he had a micropenis too. He should really save some foids for the other guys.

 

[TooSomething]

Yeah, of course.