Nordicel94
Pancake-faced viking-cel
★★★★★
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2022
- Posts
- 1,407
...who has a harem of models at his beck and call like an Egyptian Pharaoh.
His name is Rajeet Gupta, is 48 and has worked as a janitor at a High School for 18 years. How did he achieve success with beautiful women you might ask? Well:
- He showers daily (and moisturizes)
- He respects women (read: he is not a misogynist)
- He has a great personality (from reading self help books)
- He has gone to therapy (female therapist) and practices mindfulness every morning
- He has never watched porn (he is disgusted when people describe what it is like)
- He has read all the feminist literature in the world
- He is humble (has turned down lead Bollywood-roles)
- He's a mean cook (his curry is as spicy as his virile sexlife)
See inkwells, stop trying to spread myths about men having to be good looking and tall in order to attract gorgeous women - where do you get off on spreading such horrible lies that obviously don't hold an ounce of truth at all? This guy (who I totally didn't just make up) is literally pulling tens every night and has sired enough children to construct Taj Mahal 2.0. You have his life too if you didn't have such horrible, misogynistic purrsonalities!
His name is Rajeet Gupta, is 48 and has worked as a janitor at a High School for 18 years. How did he achieve success with beautiful women you might ask? Well:
- He showers daily (and moisturizes)
- He respects women (read: he is not a misogynist)
- He has a great personality (from reading self help books)
- He has gone to therapy (female therapist) and practices mindfulness every morning
- He has never watched porn (he is disgusted when people describe what it is like)
- He has read all the feminist literature in the world
- He is humble (has turned down lead Bollywood-roles)
- He's a mean cook (his curry is as spicy as his virile sexlife)
See inkwells, stop trying to spread myths about men having to be good looking and tall in order to attract gorgeous women - where do you get off on spreading such horrible lies that obviously don't hold an ounce of truth at all? This guy (who I totally didn't just make up) is literally pulling tens every night and has sired enough children to construct Taj Mahal 2.0. You have his life too if you didn't have such horrible, misogynistic purrsonalities!