I kinda like what my govt is doing here with regards to hookers

[cokeboy]

legal hookers, they are forced to go for monthly STD tests via a police van. They can only go out for 6 hours a week. They cannot date local citizens or risk expulsion. Pregnant = Expulsion. Their visas are specially approved by the police and they can stay up to two years. After two years they are blacklisted from entering the country. The rest of the time they have to sleep and fuck in the brothel. The pimp takes 50% of the earnings in the govt approved brothels. Prices are about US 38 to US 45 per 30 minutes of fuck time.

 

[Seahorsecel]

legal hookers,

Not based

they are forced to go for monthly STD tests via a police van.

Based

They can only go out for 6 hours a week.

Based

They cannot date local citizens or risk expulsion.

Based

Their visas are specially approved by the police and they can stay up to two years.

Idk seems based

After two years they are blacklisted from entering the country.

VERY BASED

The rest of the time they have to sleep and fuck in the brothel.

EXTREMELY BASED

The pimp takes 50% of the earnings in the govt approved brothels. Prices are about US 38 to US 45 per 30 minutes of fuck time.

Where do you live? Sounds like heaven there.