FrothySolutions
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I finally get decent insurance and secure an appointment to establish primary care. I've been waiting so long for this. I've been going over my every health concern, I even took video of myself to show my doctor.
But when I finally get there, I only get barely halfway through the list. My doctor has their own concerns like "When were you last vaccinated?" So I'm like "Fuck it, fine, what shots do I need? Now can you please look at my pelvic floor I think my pp is being sucked into my body." I manage to get some procedures scheduled. But then I'm like "Wait, I need to see how much of this is actually covered by my insurance." So they print me off a sheet and tell me "Call this number when you're ready to have the procedures done." And I'm like "Any time? Because I can't just come in whenever. I have to go to work." And they're like "You can come in any weekend." And I'm like "Today's a weekend, can I come in today?" They say yes.
But after I clear things up with my insurance, I call the hospital back and no one can fucking find anyone, and the operator says "Oh no, our policy is that you can't come in today, we have to notify the doctor, but we can schedule something 7-10 days from now." Which obviously doesn't work because, again, I have to work on weekends. I tell them this, and they tell me "Well we'll give the doctor your number and tell them to call you to schedule an appointment." The hospital closes in less than 4 hours and I haven't heard shit from anybody. No one's gonna call.
And these people have the audacity to tell us what we should be doing with our bodies.
But when I finally get there, I only get barely halfway through the list. My doctor has their own concerns like "When were you last vaccinated?" So I'm like "Fuck it, fine, what shots do I need? Now can you please look at my pelvic floor I think my pp is being sucked into my body." I manage to get some procedures scheduled. But then I'm like "Wait, I need to see how much of this is actually covered by my insurance." So they print me off a sheet and tell me "Call this number when you're ready to have the procedures done." And I'm like "Any time? Because I can't just come in whenever. I have to go to work." And they're like "You can come in any weekend." And I'm like "Today's a weekend, can I come in today?" They say yes.
But after I clear things up with my insurance, I call the hospital back and no one can fucking find anyone, and the operator says "Oh no, our policy is that you can't come in today, we have to notify the doctor, but we can schedule something 7-10 days from now." Which obviously doesn't work because, again, I have to work on weekends. I tell them this, and they tell me "Well we'll give the doctor your number and tell them to call you to schedule an appointment." The hospital closes in less than 4 hours and I haven't heard shit from anybody. No one's gonna call.
And these people have the audacity to tell us what we should be doing with our bodies.