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It's Over i just took a shit on the toilet and missed the bowl

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HEMI HONKLER

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I was leaning far on the toilet to use my computer and my ass was facing towards the back rest and the shit in my ass shot upwards now there is shit on my toilet seat.

this is why im an incel
 
:feelshaha:

Retardcel trait: you can't take a shit correctly
 
Why would you use your computer while shitting?
 
I was leaning far on the toilet to use my computer and my ass was facing towards the back rest and the shit in my ass shot upwards now there is shit on my toilet seat.

this is why im an incel

THE TRUE CHIMPLER

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this is why I ignore ethnics
 
“bad aim”
 
:feelskek:had to kek irl
 
Yeah but...while shitting?
i was listening to asmr on my laptop at the same time on my headphones so i brought my laptop over so i didnt break the immersion
 
i was listening to asmr on my laptop at the same time on my headphones so i brought my laptop over so i didnt break the immersion
How does shitting not break the immersion? Sorry for the questions I'm just trying to get the big picture here
 
How does shitting not break the immersion? Sorry for the questions I'm just trying to get the big picture here
be me

>lay on bed listening to asmr
>need shit
>take laptop with my headphones still on my head to the shitter
>lean on toilet with laptop on my lap
>shit lands on the back of the seat cos the bowl is too small

normally that doesnt happen usually i just shit like nothing happened
 
be me

>lay on bed listening to asmr
>need shit
>take laptop with my headphones still on my head to the shitter
>lean on toilet with laptop on my lap
>shit lands on the back of the seat cos the bowl is too small

normally that doesnt happen usually i just shit like nothing happened
That's rough brocel... never began
 
it's over for dookiecels
 
imagine shitting in toilet bowl;
you don't even know where your shit goes after flushing it

reject water closet; return to shitting in open
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Average .is user expierence
 
you are an actual retard
 
I was leaning far on the toilet to use my computer and my ass was facing towards the back rest and the shit in my ass shot upwards now there is shit on my toilet seat.

this is why im an incel
Disgusting
 
i was listening to asmr on my laptop at the same time on my headphones so i brought my laptop over so i didnt break the immersion
Was it worth it to preserve the immersion? I'd think so.
 

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