Mainländer
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I just went out for groceries and life pulls yet another prank on me: there stood myself, waiting to cross the street at the same time as me, except around 15 years old and female.
-she had the same type of nose nose, similar chinletism, similar big upper-third
-she had the same type of hair I have
-she had white skin in a tone similar to mine
-she had brown eyes and hair just like me
-she had acne exactly with the same patterns I had on her age
-she was just as tall as I'd be as a female considering the average height difference between men and women (around 5'8)
-she had a nice butt and nice breasts, something I'd probably also have if female considering my mom and female relatives
And the worst part is that I'd fucking kill to date someone like that. If she weren't with her mom I swear I'd have even approached. Not that my chances with looksmatched JB are any higher than my levels of happiness as a 30 yo incel after 500 unsuccessful approaches
She even maintained a bit of eye contact, something that happens VERY rarely with me outside of children or grandmas. She must also have noticed the similarities.
-she had the same type of nose nose, similar chinletism, similar big upper-third
-she had the same type of hair I have
-she had white skin in a tone similar to mine
-she had brown eyes and hair just like me
-she had acne exactly with the same patterns I had on her age
-she was just as tall as I'd be as a female considering the average height difference between men and women (around 5'8)
-she had a nice butt and nice breasts, something I'd probably also have if female considering my mom and female relatives
And the worst part is that I'd fucking kill to date someone like that. If she weren't with her mom I swear I'd have even approached. Not that my chances with looksmatched JB are any higher than my levels of happiness as a 30 yo incel after 500 unsuccessful approaches
She even maintained a bit of eye contact, something that happens VERY rarely with me outside of children or grandmas. She must also have noticed the similarities.
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