Lol.
This reminds me of an old post somewhere that suggested something for people with okcupid accounts. If you've got a serious account where you've filled in the quiz stuff, change your gender to female and see the competition you have in your area. If you're a nerdy guy it's inevitably an actual army of guys who share your interests, are better looking, are funnier, and with more achievements. Demoralizing technological brutality.