I was browsing the forum and all of a sudden I saw some lights flashing outside the window. There was a pig car parked in my driveway and an ambulance. I grabbed my escape pack with weapons, traps, my suicide potion, a map, some stimulants, my telescope and other shit in it and sneaked out the back door. They were in the neighbor's back yard and they shined their flashlight at me and a foid cop whistled and said "hey!". I ran into the woods until I was far away from other houses and I changed into the dark indigo clothes in my pack. I looped back around in the woods behind the houses until I made it to the woods on the high ground across the street from my house and watched them with my telescope while smoking menthols.
It turns out some old boomer next door had to go to the hospital and they weren't after me at all. They must have thought it was strange when they saw me disappear into the woods. I thought my dad snitched on me for wanting to kill myself and they were trying to take me to thetorture mental hospital. Jokes on them because I still got away...
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It turns out some old boomer next door had to go to the hospital and they weren't after me at all. They must have thought it was strange when they saw me disappear into the woods. I thought my dad snitched on me for wanting to kill myself and they were trying to take me to the
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