Think it might have something to do with the Monster I chugged either way it looked pretty cool 
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penis cancer
Toxic piss?
Acid piss would be a pretty cool power if it didn't burn you on its way out. Piss on all the roasties faces and any faggot who tries to piss next to me on a urinal trying to penis mog me.
Should have pissed in a jar and kept it tbh.
Frogs me
Wasn't expecting it, next time ill be prepared
wtf o_O
Keep a jar next to the toilet or practice stopping mid streamWasn't expecting it, next time ill be prepared
And pour it on the next femoid who harasses you
that hurts tho especially when its a strong streampractice stopping mid stream
No man, green piss is rare, it needs to be perserved.
Foids aren't worthy of such high rarity piss.
Masochistmaxx bro
I always get green piss when i drink a lot of caffeine, probably why. Also I'm consume a lot of caffeine so my piss is usually green.
But like really bright green, not dark green.
But like really bright green, not dark green.
As long as it isn't bloody, you're fine.
thats how it was for me
shrek cock
Did it glow in the dark
I wish, Shrek's probably hung tbh tbh
dick girth probably 2 toilet rolls ngl
monster energy changes my piss color too
ironically monster energy is a caramel color (pour some in a glass for proof)
ironically monster energy is a caramel color (pour some in a glass for proof)
try not to piss red
your bladder is frogposting
I shit red is that okay?
it happens when I eat a lot of hot cheetos or I wipe to hard
fuck man thats really not good ive never shit bloody poopoo
and you're young too, dont think is normal for young people
im from usa
rip will never do heroin 2gether
but its not blood when I eat hot cheetos, its just red cause of the cheetos
ah lol im retarded sorry
are you wiping your intestines or what?
Its cause sometimes the shit doesn't get cleaned completely so I have to keep wiping a lot. This only happens if I shit around 4+ times in one day.are you wiping your intestines or what?
maybe I misunderstood. You said you shit red, which is something entirely different.
It's perfectly normal to bleed when you wipe. In fact I'd say it's the only way to know you wiped properly.
that shit is fucked. sending kids to the hospital and shit
That's more than what I achieved today.
Now I want Mountain Dew
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