I just lied to my Auntie

[Old Ironsides]

I responded to her message of Happy New Years, but I responded with "Happy New Years, but Another Year older, but I still have many laps around the sun."

The thing being I don't know how true that is because I am ready to die now.
I am actually quite surprised she texted because she is a toilet, but it's family so I have a feeling she was forced.

 

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

dis why you inkwell

 

[im done]

I responded to her message of Happy New Years, but I responded with "Happy New Years, but Another Year older, but I still have many laps around the sun."

The thing being I don't know how true that is because I am ready to die now.
I am actually quite surprised she texted because she is a toilet, but it's family so I have a feeling she was forced.

Same only my auntie wished me happy new year