"I Just KNEW You Were Gonna Be TROUBLE" ! Tee Hee. My biological Clock.

[maynarde]

Overheard at Starbucks. Next table. I had been in there reading.

A mid thirties Toastie got there first. Looked nervous and was obsessively texting. Painted on
brow zzzz.
Apparently looking into her android as if it is a mirror, i guess the new ladies
compact is their phone set on "take a pic of me".

Chaddington walks in 8 minutes later. Looks like he hasnt showered in a month, but
looks like Tom Brady. (approximate pics below)

"There you are!!!!". "I thought you werent gonna show up"

Him: "I almost bailed, LOLOLOL"

Her: "Tee hee. Really"?

Him "I saw my EX on the way here and she wanted to have coffee HERE!!!"

Her "what'd you tell her"????

Him "buying me lunch at KFC but i dont want to get back with that nut"

Her "TEE HEE. I JUST KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE TROUBLE"!!!!!

I didnt want to vomit so I left . Similar appearance to these two but him grungy

 

[11gaijin]

Roasties only deal in chads and chadlites

 

[theoldnick]

these guys really need to STOP DATING SO DOWN or else it's too hard for the rest of us

 

[micropenis29]

LMAO

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Roasties only deal in chads and chadlites

 

[Braindead]

I saw my EX

Chad plays the absolutely unnecessary redpilled jealousy plotline.

 

[Getlooksordie]

Starcucks.

 

[Insomniac]

Starcucks.

Sounds like a porn site your typical Reddit user would frequent.

 

[maynarde]

New Starbucks Dresscode:
HER: (MUST) have 3 of 5: Hairy Pitts/ Tattoo of Unicorn/ Smelly Vag / Lezbo Fade/ Smirk

HIM: Pressed dresshirt, no facial hair, leather dress shoes, hair over collar

Chad plays the absolutely unnecessary redpilled jealousy plotline.

LOL, Exactly
Ratcheting up the tension