I just hit on a foid and she pointed to her belly and said she was pregnant.

[Deleted member 36776]

Then she added "in three months though!"

I of course acted all embarrassed and said "sorry." Why do I do this? I should have hit on her all the more.

Also, I've decided to gymmax (i.e lose weight.) I just signed up. Inshallah the gym will save me.

 

[BornToLose]

She was lying. I reckon she's the one who needs to go to the gym.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Also, I've decided to gymmax

Gymmaxing means gaining weight = more muscle mass

 

[FuRed]

How often do you approach?

 

[WizardofSoda]

Then she added "in three months though!"

I of course acted all embarrassed and said "sorry." Why do I do this? I should have hit on her all the more.

Also, I've decided to gymmax (i.e lose weight.) I just signed up. Inshallah the gym will save me.

Weak. Next time say 'woah hot Mommy' or 'yummy mommy'.

 

[Deleted member 36776]

How often do you approach?

I just stepped outside the apartment for a work break and I hit on two women and ALMOST hit on two others who were together, but I struck up conversation with them (we were going same way, ended up in same elevator...) and I felt one of them assessing me with animalistic eyes, as if she was evaluating me as a suitor. Foid in her peak. I didn't look presentable though. This is why I'm going to lose the weight and stylemaxx.

Weak. Next time say 'woah hot Mommy' or 'yummy mommy'.

yea i hate myself. let's just say the very fact of the interaction occurring fries my brain

 

[WizardofSoda]

I just stepped outside the apartment for a work break and I hit on two women and ALMOST hit on two others who were together, but I struck up conversation with them (we were going same way, ended up in same elevator...) and I felt one of them assessing me with animalistic eyes, as if she was evaluating me as a suitor. Foid in her peak. I didn't look presentable though. This is why I'm going to lose the weight and stylemaxx.



yea i hate myself. let's just say the very fact of the interaction occurring fries my brain

Ya its easy for me to say now, but foids come up with crazy stuff for in person conversations in real time.

 

[Restart80]

I just stepped outside the apartment for a work break and I hit on two women and ALMOST hit on two others who were together, but I struck up conversation with them (we were going same way, ended up in same elevator...) and I felt one of them assessing me with animalistic eyes, as if she was evaluating me as a suitor. Foid in her peak. I didn't look presentable though. This is why I'm going to lose the weight and stylemaxx.

Gigabrag.

 

[Speedloader]

You should have hit her literally. I mean bash on the head with baseball bat or something similar (in dark souls)

 

[FuRed]

I just stepped outside the apartment for a work break and I hit on two women and ALMOST hit on two others who were together, but I struck up conversation with them (we were going same way, ended up in same elevator...) and I felt one of them assessing me with animalistic eyes, as if she was evaluating me as a suitor. Foid in her peak. I didn't look presentable though. This is why I'm going to lose the weight and stylemaxx.



yea i hate myself. let's just say the very fact of the interaction occurring fries my brain

Good job. May you be able to beat inceldom soon

 

[Deleted member 36776]

Gigabrag.

okay so let's never talk about any interactions you --possibly-- perceive as positive and just wallow in misery and hopelessness. Yes, yes -- I post at incels.is for the day when I can say "I did it, fellas. A somewhat beauteous foid embraced me sexually. Game over. Delete account."

So fucking what?

 

[BornToLose]

You should have hit her literally. I mean bash on the head with baseball bat or something similar (in dark souls)

Or ran her over with a stolen ambulance (in gta).

 

[Speedloader]

Or ran her over with a stolen ambulance (in gta).

And then blow her head off with a shottie (in battlefield heroes)

 

[Deleted member 36776]

Look, I may be alone in this, but I want incels to share about their flirtatious and (non-escortcel) sexual encounters. I want to have with the users of incels.is the experience of foids discussing their boyfriends.

Gigabrag.

Is it? Or am I just engaging in self-delusion?

 

[BornToLose]

Look, I may be alone in this

You're definitely not; Chads are crawling all over this site.

 

[FuRed]

Last time I approached a foid, she was eating a sandwich/wrap, she didn't even say anything she just gave me the finger

 

[Deleted member 36776]

Last time I approached a foid, she was eating a sandwich/wrap, she didn't even say anything she just gave me the finger

i'm sorry. of course i'm being selective in what I share -- there were various instances where I said hi and they pretended they didn't hear me.

 

[FuRed]

i'm sorry. of course i'm being selective in what I share -- there were various instances where I said hi and they pretended they didn't hear me.

Heh yeh I've gotten that sometimes too

 

[TRanny]

You should have hit her literally. I mean bash on the head with baseball bat or something similar (in dark souls)

tbh tho

 

[Undervalued]

Lowinhib

 

[Deleted member 33186]

She means impregnated by you in 3 months