I just heard simultaneous orgasm by a couple VERY close, a few metres away from me maximum

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Happened late 1:22 or 1:23 AM Eastern European Summer Time. Woman was screaming for some seconds, maybe even ten, then the man came and could be heard 2-3 seconds and the woman continued for 15-20 seconds after that. Life is so unfair, women have longer and more intense orgasms than men. I was not aware that sex was happening near me. I happened to be in the bathroom where it is easiest to hear neighbours. Now I realised that I have heard the woman sound like that other times earlier also, never the man though. I have had some suspicion, but I thought the sounds were not sexual activity -related. But they were. I can't find my earlier threads because this Edge browser deletes the history if not visited again within a certain time.

I have no idea what the woman and man look like and who they are. I must find out. They are somewhat new, I assume. I think it comes directly above me. The same apartment from where I used to hear loud sex often. That ended a few years ago when they or at least one of them moved away.

I feel nothing. I have not slept more than a few hours for months or longer with some exceptions.

 

[Cryo]

Leave a note to them as a lil prank nigga

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

feeling nothing phase ended quickly. But I don't feel pain anywhere close to what I used to. I used to hear the whole intercourse so well that I could easily pinpoint the start and stop times because the moaning was constant. This woman seems to scream only during orgasm. And I have never heard men moan during intercourse, only very mild one-time sometimes during man's orgasm.

Strange sound that I have heard the last hours almost constantly is probably related. Hard to describe it. It started already before kick-off of Spain-Belgium and still continues. They are having 4 hour sex-session already!

 

[slavcel11]

All things considered a man's existence is a fucking joke. Your sexuality is punished from the onset, and the standards for what even counts as attractive to women are through the roof. And after you navigate past all that, what awaits you at the end are pathetic few pulses of bliss.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Leave a note to them as a lil prank nigga

what should I write?

 

[Ghostface]

All things considered a man's existence is a fucking joke. Your sexuality is punished from the onset, and the standards for what even counts as attractive to women are through the roof. And after you navigate past all that, what awaits you at the end are pathetic few pulses of bliss.

holy brutal, but truth nuke

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I wanted to write more but I can't in English now because my working memory is bad due to not sleeping well and enough. I am now so much less intelligent than I used to be. Writing English is so imprecise, cumbersome and SLOW.

 

[enclavecel]

Eastern European

Take a bus to the Balkans, dig up some landmines, and place them at their front door.

 

[slavcel11]

Writing English is so imprecise, cumbersome and SLOW.

can relate, I can't put together even a couple paragraphs of text 99% of the time

 

[Initium]

Call the modesty police on them.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Call the modesty police on them.

don't have one

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Take a bus to the Balkans, dig up some landmines, and place them at their front door.

I have no ID to travel to other countries nor the possibility to do that. I live in Finland (not southern).

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Strange sound that I have heard the last hours almost constantly is probably related. Hard to describe it. It started already before kick-off of Spain-Belgium and still continues. They are having 4 hour sex-session already!

Now it has been quiet for some time. They are sleeping now. And I got an urge to play music very loudly so they could not sleep. But I can not afford to get someone to complain about me. But the urge is big.

Also, this hurts more and more. Without hearing it I would not have come visit this site and would have used these over 2 hours better.

 

[ItsOverMan]

All things considered a man's existence is a fucking joke. Your sexuality is punished from the onset, and the standards for what even counts as attractive to women are through the roof. And after you navigate past all that, what awaits you at the end are pathetic few pulses of bliss.

Plus most dudes (in America anyway) have their foreskin chopped off at birth thus removing thousands of pleasure nerves.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Call the cops and tell them a woman is being raped there. Lmao

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I live in Finland (not southern).

I envy you. At least you don't have to put up with the damn heat.

 

[ItsOverMan]

Life is so unfair, women have longer and more intense orgasms than men.

My apartment walls are very thin and no soundproofing, which means I hear my black neighbor having sex with white women all the time. You can hear her screaming and moaning and it's when I'm trying to go to sleep at night. And she goes on screaming and moaning for like an hour.

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

Life is so unfair, women have longer and more intense orgasms than men.

 

[clearsmoke]

Thinwallcels are such cucks, dude. I would ask to join in or at least ding dong ditch repeatedly.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I envy you. At least you don't have to put up with the damn heat.

I've always had the opinion that too warm is better than too cold. At least too warm does not kill quickly, only slowly if at all. I would rather bicycle in +40 Celsius degrees than -40 Celsius degrees or even -30 Celsius degrees. I've got lifelong prostate problems bicycling in cold because I had no choice. Still, I must bicycle in winter because I have no other method to travel.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Thinwallcels are such cucks, dude. I would ask to join in or at least ding dong ditch repeatedly.

How would I ask to join? If I knew the apartment, at most I could visit their door but they would not open it for me at the middle of the night, particularly when they are in the middle of having sex.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I envy you. At least you don't have to put up with the damn heat.

I think yesterday (12.7.) there was over 31 degrees Celsius somewhere in Finland. And no-one here has any air-conditioning. Last summer my apartment got very hot for weeks.

 

[clearsmoke]

How would I ask to join? If I knew the apartment, at most I could visit their door but they would not open it for me at the middle of the night, particularly when they are in the middle of having sex.

They might stop if you knock enough, even if they don't the main objective is annoy and startle them at least, this could backfire though.

 

[SnakeCel]

Happened late 1:22 or 1:23 AM Eastern European Summer Time. Woman was screaming for some seconds, maybe even ten, then the man came and could be heard 2-3 seconds and the woman continued for 15-20 seconds after that. Life is so unfair, women have longer and more intense orgasms than men. I was not aware that sex was happening near me. I happened to be in the bathroom where it is easiest to hear neighbours. Now I realised that I have heard the woman sound like that other times earlier also, never the man though. I have had some suspicion, but I thought the sounds were not sexual activity -related. But they were. I can't find my earlier threads because this Edge browser deletes the history if not visited again within a certain time.

I have no idea what the woman and man look like and who they are. I must find out. They are somewhat new, I assume. I think it comes directly above me. The same apartment from where I used to hear loud sex often. That ended a few years ago when they or at least one of them moved away.

I feel nothing. I have not slept more than a few hours for months or longer with some exceptions.

Smack the wall that you share with those neighbors with a broom or stick a bunch of times to interrupt their sexytimes and ruin their orgasms.

 

[spergierthanyou]

Record them from wherever you are and try friendlymaxxing for one of their contacts(if you live directly below them seeing the guy outside his apartment shouldn't be too hard), then when they do it again send them the recording and complain about being able to hear them

 

[Knajjd]

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[VersoffenerAssi]

I think yesterday (12.7.) there was over 31 degrees Celsius somewhere in Finland. And no-one here has any air-conditioning. Last summer my apartment got very hot for weeks.

Brutal. Not even where you are is one spared from the heat.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I've always had the opinion that too warm is better than too cold. At least too warm does not kill quickly, only slowly if at all. I would rather bicycle in +40 Celsius degrees than -40 Celsius degrees or even -30 Celsius degrees. I've got lifelong prostate problems bicycling in cold because I had no choice. Still, I must bicycle in winter because I have no other method to travel.

40 degrees is brutal. We had that just two weeks ago. You don't want to experience that. Above all, there's nothing you can do about it.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

40 degrees is brutal. We had that just two weeks ago. You don't want to experience that. Above all, there's nothing you can do about it.

I've been to 120 Celsius degrees in a sauna, so 40 degrees is not that bad. Would you bicycle to work/school 20 km in -40 Celsius degrees or +40 Celsius degrees? I would take +40 degrees 100 times out of 100. Anything colder than -30 degrees Celsius bicycling long distances is very, very, very bad. It can even kill or you could lose toes/fingers etc. While bicycling in +40 won't kill or lose toes. Do you know how slow bicycling becomes in -30 degrees or colder? You clearly have not done it.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I think they just ended having sex again!!! I did not hear any moans, I was watching videos with sounds on my computer.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I think they just ended having sex again!!! I did not hear any moans, I was watching videos with sounds on my computer.

again ongoing, just heard a man-sound from sex above me. they are moving on a bed, sofa or something, i hear that. I hear springs or something making this same noise

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

another moan from man, strange!

 

[Chud Norris72]

Make deepfakes of the roastie and send it to her

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Make deepfakes of the roastie and send it to her

how? I would need her photo? I don't even know who nowadays lives above me, I would not recognize her and them even if i saw them.

I am interested to see this couple but i am not able to take a photo of them if i see them outside. i could wait outside their door and at some point they would come out. but i would need to wait hours and hours and then they would call a police. or i pretend to be walking past. for days waiting by walking by the same corridor over and over and over, that would also raise massive suspicions.

the luxury of not hearing real, live sex as an incel at your home is like health; you will appreciate it when you lose it

 

[Chud Norris72]

how? I would need her photo? I don't even know who nowadays lives above me, I would not recognize her and them even if i saw them.

I am interested to see this couple but i am not able to take a photo of them if i see them outside. i could wait outside their door and at some point they would come out. but i would need to wait hours and hours and then they would call a police. or i pretend to be walking past. for days waiting by walking by the same corridor over and over and over, that would also raise massive suspicions.

the luxury of not hearing real, live sex as an incel at your home is like health; you will appreciate it when you lose it

from their name plate on the door u could find their social media in a mmorpg

 

[clearsmoke]

again ongoing, just heard a man-sound from sex above me. they are moving on a bed, sofa or something, i hear that. I hear springs or something making this same noise

This is actually so cucked, you might have to move, man.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I've been to 120 Celsius degrees in a sauna, so 40 degrees is not that bad. Would you bicycle to work/school 20 km in -40 Celsius degrees or +40 Celsius degrees? I would take +40 degrees 100 times out of 100. Anything colder than -30 degrees Celsius bicycling long distances is very, very, very bad. It can even kill or you could lose toes/fingers etc. While bicycling in +40 won't kill or lose toes. Do you know how slow bicycling becomes in -30 degrees or colder? You clearly have not done it.

You can leave the sauna. But there’s no escaping this damn heat and the summer. I suffer day in, day out.
I rode my bike in -12 degree weather. That wasn't a problem. It doesn't really get any colder than that here anyway.
If I lived in your area, I'd look for an alternative—I have no idea. Or just stay home lmao

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

NOOOOOOOOO. AGAIN I HEAR SEX, BUT IT MAY COME FARTHER AWAY THAN JUST ABOVE ME. LEFT, RIGHT AND UNDER ME, IT CAN'T COME FROM THOSE APARTMENTS, BECAUSE I KNOW WHO LIVES THERE, THEY ARE SINGLE AND OLD. So from where I hear right now, it may not come from a direct wall-neighbour apartment.

 

[Izayacel]

Man arent supposed to moan , talk about narcicism from a foids perspective , kek . Her Moaning is tolerated and even praised . Then again jerking off is just that , a quick dopamine release