So me and my cousin hit up the bar and automatically found 5 mega stacys. They all went to us because we are both giga chads. It only took a couple words and they all wanted a go back to our room. My cousin was amazing tho and let me have all five girls to myself. I made them all squirt on my bed now i have to get a new bed sheet *sigh* why is life so hard for a chad. I'm sick of all these incels claiming they have it bad yet i have to deal with huge problems. Like what sex position i'll be doing on the new mega stacy i pick up at the bar. Or i have to worry about me being around ugly people *sigh* being a chad is so hard.
(if it wasn't obvious enough this is an April fools joke thought i'd join in on the fun)
(if it wasn't obvious enough this is an April fools joke thought i'd join in on the fun)
aww man new bedsheets....
