Framecel222
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So just now I was gymcelling in the hopes that it will lead to getting poon (even though Chad can slay with 19 inch quads) and the worst thing happened. After warming up, I failed to squat 1pl8 (135 pounds) for 10 reps. I swear this isn't a LARP, I'm actually that weak.
While sitting down and staring at the ground, wondering how it was possible for me to be this weak when all of my friends can rep 2 plates after a couple months of casual lifting, I looked up and saw the most horrifying sight in the world: my reflection. I looked even uglier than usual. My illusions of a future in which a girl would love me were completely shattered as my hideous face stared back at me. I instantly became nauseous and had to leave the gym early before I lost my mind completely and went ER. Luckily nobody else was there to question why I was exiting the gym after 3 minutes of lifting.
Even reading this post is making me depressed. This entire thing is so poorly written and uninteresting. I was one of the best writers at my school in high school and now I can't even make a coherent shitpost on an anonymous incel forum. I don't understand how my brain is deteriorating this quickly.
I can't live like this for much longer.
While sitting down and staring at the ground, wondering how it was possible for me to be this weak when all of my friends can rep 2 plates after a couple months of casual lifting, I looked up and saw the most horrifying sight in the world: my reflection. I looked even uglier than usual. My illusions of a future in which a girl would love me were completely shattered as my hideous face stared back at me. I instantly became nauseous and had to leave the gym early before I lost my mind completely and went ER. Luckily nobody else was there to question why I was exiting the gym after 3 minutes of lifting.
Even reading this post is making me depressed. This entire thing is so poorly written and uninteresting. I was one of the best writers at my school in high school and now I can't even make a coherent shitpost on an anonymous incel forum. I don't understand how my brain is deteriorating this quickly.
I can't live like this for much longer.