I just got hired at Hollister

[AlexanderR97]

Hopefully this halos me and lets me get a GF. I frauded my interview super hard and acted like I was a hyper NT party animal who was super into fashion and they hired me on the spot. 

Unfortunately they will eventually find out im a loser and i feel like I get mogged by everyone who works there and everyone there is a chadlite or stacey . Im afraid im gonna get bullied there ngl.

Can't wait until they find out that I have no social media lmfao

 

[Erenor]

lol Not bad, I applaud your acting skills

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Having no social media pretty much confirms your a subhuman especially since everyone has one

 

[Deleted member 2299]

fake it til u make it

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Even I have social media to look nt (Just create new account and say that your old ones got deleted)

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Choose social media sites where you don't have a profile Whatsapp,Snapchat etc and you can use twitter without friends

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Gj faking your interview, im too paranoid and anxious to lie at interviews. I always fail them though thats why im still unemployed after 2 years LOL.

 

[AlexanderR97]

Gj faking your interview, im too paranoid and anxious to lie at interviews. I always fail them though thats why im still unemployed after 2 years LOL.

yeah i literally thought to myself that I have nothing to lose anyways so I just faked it super hard.

 

[Grotesque]

Why the fuck would you even enter one of these?

 

[AlexanderR97]

Why the fuck would you even enter one of these?

wanted to see if I would actually get hired tbh

 

[Vision]

LOL, if you work at hollister, you’re definitely not a subhuman. You’re probably a chadlite or upper tier normie. I’ve never seen an ugly person working at stores like Hollister and I’m not just including models. 

Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

What is that.

 

[lostcel]

LOL, if you work at hollister, you’re definitely not a subhuman. You’re probably a chadlite or upper tier normie. I’ve never seen an ugly person working at stores like Hollister and I’m not just including models.
Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

he brags about his face but he is 5'4

i would rather be a normie tier 5'10 than a good looking 5'4 tbh, 5'4 is absolute death tier

 

[AlexanderR97]

LOL, if you work at hollister, you’re definitely not a subhuman. You’re probably a chadlite or upper tier normie. I’ve never seen an ugly person working at stores like Hollister and I’m not just including models.
Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

im 5'4 though and I didnt think Hollister liked short guys working for them so I tested out "personality" and it worked. Honestly thought I wasn't going to get it since everyone in that store was model tier. My face is above average for sure but that doesn't matter if Im a turbomanlet, nobody takes me seriously.

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LOL, if you work at hollister, you’re definitely not a subhuman. You’re probably a chadlite or upper tier normie. I’ve never seen an ugly person working at stores like Hollister and I’m not just including models.
Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

he brags about his face but he is 5'4
i would rather be a normie tier 5'10 than a good looking 5'4 tbh, 5'4 is absolute death tier

same tbh

 

[ordinaryotaku]

wanted to see if I would actually get hired tbh

 

[ordinaryotaku]

LOL, if you work at hollister, you’re definitely not a subhuman. You’re probably a chadlite or upper tier normie. I’ve never seen an ugly person working at stores like Hollister and I’m not just including models. 

Who the fuck are you trying to fool?

 

[theultimate341]

you're not gettting a gf by working at hollister. youre just gonna feel the pain of seeing so many stacies and chadlites. This is suicide fuel.

 

[uglylifematters]

congrats bro! I'm jealous tbh

 

[dr-problematic]

fucking lol @ celebrating being hired into wageslavery and one of the most cuckery jobs ever, to kiss ass of sluts who spend their daddys money,

even McDonalds work is more respectable