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JFL ''I just got caught jerking off''

why didnt the dumbass lock the door
 
How hard is it to LOCK?
Use the bathroom noob fapper. :feelskek:
 
If he wanted to be really smooth he would of said "you didn't put any milk in right, I've got my own....coffee creamer...COOOOOOMMMM!!! & shoots for the moon with a massive coom straight into the coffee then stirs the spoon, boom this doom gon' go ER.
 
Actually to be caught watching hentai would have been better than to be caught watching porn.
 
How do you know there was a lock on the door or even a doorknob?

A bathroom door without a lock? Is he living in a yurt or something?
He is 18, and moving out (probably for university) most likely he lives in the city, thats how I know.
 
Talking to your parents will never be the same afterwards.
 
he shouldnt have been jerking anyway
 
What kind of door has no lock or no doorknobs?
many poor ethnics can't afford one. my bathroom for example has a lock but can be opened with force
 
What kind of door has no lock or no doorknobs?
A bathroom door without a lock? Is he living in a yurt or something?
He is 18, and moving out (probably for university) most likely he lives in the city, thats how I know.




 
this is the kind of thing that has to happen once in a life of every man, take it easy kid
 
If she had been a good mom, she would've helped him finish.
 
this is the kind of thing that has to happen once in a life of every man, take it easy kid

I was a boardingschoolcel so the person who walked in was a teacher, we didn't have locks but electronic access cards
 
I was a boardingschoolcel so the person who walked in was a teacher, we didn't have locks but electronic access cards
mirin that low inhibition fellow basedcel, never had the balls to fap at school

edit: nevermind just noticed the board school part lmao still based since rooms are shared
 
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why didnt the dumbass lock the door
Some people can’t afford locks and some locks are really shitty and the doors can be opened if enough force is applied
Actually to be caught watching hentai would have been better than to be caught watching porn.
How?
 
I hate it when my dad enters the room like it's some kind of fbi operation procedure he just opens it in a haste i think he does that on purpose
 
What kind of door has no lock or no doorknobs?
My house is really old, the only locks on the interior doors are the kind you open with a skeleton key. Never bothered to buy an actual lock for my room because I don't really need one. Tbh I actually wonder how people manage to get caught fapping.
 
If he was a Chad then his mom would've been down on her knees sucking his dick
 
If he wanted to be really smooth he would of said "you didn't put any milk in right, I've got my own....coffee creamer...COOOOOOMMMM!!! & shoots for the moon with a massive coom straight into the coffee then stirs the spoon, boom this doom gon' go ER.
Agreed.
 
Yeah, why don't parents just fucking knock beforehand?
Like is it REALLY that hard?

Also, even when they do they knock they fucking do it while opening the fucking door, jfl.
 
JFL i used to jerk off 3-4 times everyday door open and I was never caught.
 
tfw cant lock my door because there is literally no key, atleast my mother doesnt even come to my room lol
 

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