I just got a haircut, bro!

[ionlycopenow]

And I look fucking stupid. I went to a really fancy one for once, got a really good cut I won't lie probably one of the best I've ever had. It's a face on the sides into a blend for long on top. But now I just look fucking stupid or gay.

Even when I was at that barber I just felt out of place. I felt like I didnt belong in that place and I should be at some shitty sports clips instead or something. The barbers were all hyper NT low inhib chadlites or foids all talking to each other while I just sat there like a subhuman. The barber even commented on the dandruff I had which I have always had trouble with and no shampoo helps much. Barber was a fucking asshole he even made me wait like 20 minutes before that, and the foid manager basically just said "you waited too long shouldn't have had to wait that long!" As if she is completely powerless in this situation as the manager. Anyway, they saw I was ugly so it's ok to treat me like shit.

He did give a good cut though, I'm impressed, but it's like polishing a turd (my face).

Tldr just got a haircut bro, fancy one this time and now I just look like like a dumbass

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

No haircuts for your face.

 

[rope2cope]

Only reason I used to go to the barber is because half the time the Turkish milf used to cut my hair, stopped going after I hairmaxxed and grew out my hair tho.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Only reason I used to go to the barber is because half the time the Turkish milf used to cut my hair, stopped going after I hairmaxxed and grew out my hair tho.

Did you ever feel her boob brush on your shoulder

 

[Deleted member 27495]

i drank a vial of 42% romano sambuca and i feel nothing

 

[ionlycopenow]

i drank a vial of 42% romano sambuca and i feel nothing

Unlikely tbh. Even when I have two beers I "feel" something, as in I just feel more calm and not as nervous as I usually do

 

[Haywire]

my hairline is just terrible

 

[Deleted member 27495]

Unlikely tbh. Even when I have two beers I "feel" something, as in I just feel more calm and not as nervous as I usually do

i weight like 105lbs or something like that so its very strange

 

[micropenis29]

Even when I was at that barber I just felt out of place. I felt like I didnt belong in that place and I should be at some shitty sports clips instead or something. The barbers were all hyper NT low inhib chadlites or foids all talking to each other while I just sat there like a subhuman. The barber even commented on the dandruff I had which I have always had trouble with and no shampoo helps much. Barber was a fucking asshole he even made me wait like 20 minutes before that, and the foid manager basically just said "you waited too long shouldn't have had to wait that long!" As if she is completely powerless in this situation as the manager. Anyway, they saw I was ugly so it's ok to treat me like shit.

LOL

 

[Quarantined]

My scalp is losing hair

 

[ionlycopenow]

LOL

She was just like "that's just not okay" and I dont know if she was trolling me and just didn't care or that she's that useless of a manager that she has no power over her own employees.

 

[Deleted member 27495]

every hair cut looks ugly when its on an ugly male, meanwhile every hair cut on chad looks 10x better than his previous.

 

[micropenis29]

She was just like "that's just not okay" and I dont know if she was trolling me and just didn't care or that she's that useless of a manager that she has no power over her own employees.

I can never tell in these situations because of my autism

But now I always just assume they're trolling, because I have a hard time imagining Chad would ever have to wait 20 minutes like that

 

[rope2cope]

Did you ever feel her boob brush on your shoulder

Sometimes, I used to like it when she would go behind and line up the back up my neck or do my sideburns and hold my head still. JFL I was so pathetic.

 

[kretschmer]

just stop listening to normies bro

 

[Subhuman Currycel]

And I look fucking stupid. I went to a really fancy one for once, got a really good cut I won't lie probably one of the best I've ever had. It's a face on the sides into a blend for long on top. But now I just look fucking stupid or gay.

Even when I was at that barber I just felt out of place. I felt like I didnt belong in that place and I should be at some shitty sports clips instead or something. The barbers were all hyper NT low inhib chadlites or foids all talking to each other while I just sat there like a subhuman. The barber even commented on the dandruff I had which I have always had trouble with and no shampoo helps much. Barber was a fucking asshole he even made me wait like 20 minutes before that, and the foid manager basically just said "you waited too long shouldn't have had to wait that long!" As if she is completely powerless in this situation as the manager. Anyway, they saw I was ugly so it's ok to treat me like shit.

He did give a good cut though, I'm impressed, but it's like polishing a turd (my face).

Tldr just got a haircut bro, fancy one this time and now I just look like like a dumbass

I just buzzed it off tbh

 

[N-Digger]

You should just buy a pair of clippers and do it at home to avoid giving money to this chadlite and foid run business.

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

No haircuts for your face.

 

[Antisocialloner]

I cut my own shit. Wouldn't want a stranger touching and observing my weird head shape.

 

[The Abyss]

A good wig in the style you like should be socially acceptable, not something you're endlessly mocked for.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

And I look fucking stupid. I went to a really fancy one for once, got a really good cut I won't lie probably one of the best I've ever had. It's a face on the sides into a blend for long on top. But now I just look fucking stupid or gay.

Even when I was at that barber I just felt out of place. I felt like I didnt belong in that place and I should be at some shitty sports clips instead or something. The barbers were all hyper NT low inhib chadlites or foids all talking to each other while I just sat there like a subhuman. The barber even commented on the dandruff I had which I have always had trouble with and no shampoo helps much. Barber was a fucking asshole he even made me wait like 20 minutes before that, and the foid manager basically just said "you waited too long shouldn't have had to wait that long!" As if she is completely powerless in this situation as the manager. Anyway, they saw I was ugly so it's ok to treat me like shit.

He did give a good cut though, I'm impressed, but it's like polishing a turd (my face).

Tldr just got a haircut bro, fancy one this time and now I just look like like a dumbass

I go to the same barber all the time and when people see my haircut, they think my barber is legally blind but I just want the hair cut anyway. I'm a loyal idiot I guess.

 

[sick_deth_terr0r666]

every two months i take out some electric clippers and go to town. Nothing too fancy tho, a simple buzz cut. i dont like "styling" my hair. a simple haircut is enuff