Based I just called my mom a foid

[The Supreme Goyim]

Okay so I've been running every other day now trying to become a Fitcel, so today I did a epic 1 mile run in 9:10, a new PR. But anyways I came back inside with my heart racing and feeling good, but my absolute bitch of a mom is yelling at my dad of what they want for dinner, she asks me what I want for dinner, and I said "I'ma heat up some chicken because I'm dieting", and she starts laying into me and my dad for wanting fucking chicken. I still am out of breathe at the time and my happiness from the run is subsiding due to her raising my cortisol levels and causing my blood pressure to rise.

So I start going up to my room and she yells "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING IM TALKING TO YOU ANON!!!!!", I responded with "fuck you, you're stressing me out, go fuck yourself foid", I genuinely don't know how the fuck I let it slip, one second I was thinking about it and the next I said it. Thank fucking God she didn't ask what foid meant and I think she forgot about it to go yell at my dad again.

 

[ihatelife2]

Good job on the pr, your mom sounds like a bitch

 

[TheSecondComing]

holy rotted brain

 

[Hoodpreet]

Zaysed af. I once slipped up and called my parents “pajeets,” and I’ve been using it since every now and then. It’s a safe word since it describes exactly what they are (my dad especially is the shitty Indian immigrant stereotype almost perfectly embodied) yet they don’t know what it means

 

[TheSecondComing]

you showed your power level leave online speak online

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I did that once as well.

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

Good job on the pr, your mom sounds like a bitch

Thanks bro, if I ever get married and my wife treats me like she does i'ma commit murder suicide (Lotta what ifs tho)

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

holy rotted brain

My heart rate was in the 180s, it lowers your brains ability to chose words and you slur your words (I sprinted the last bit)

 

[ihatelife2]

Thanks bro, if I ever get married and my wife treats me like she does i'ma commit murder sucide (Lotta what ifs tho)

You could fake her suicide in GTA

 

[INCELIBATE12]

I responded with "fuck you, you're stressing me out, go fuck yourself foid"

Based

 

[Wither]

holy rotted brain

 

[DriveLikeNigger]

lmao i could never do that. My mother broke my nose the first time i stood up to her, and then she beat me like a dying dog when i ran away from home. I just let her scream and pray she fries her vocal chords so i would never listen to her again (or get a stroke)

 

[Caichan]

lmao i could never do that. My mother broke my nose the first time i stood up to her, and then she beat me like a dying dog when i ran away from home. I just let her scream and pray she fries her vocal chords so i would never listen to her again (or get a stroke)

damn bru

 

[DriveLikeNigger]

damn bru

it's fine, it never even began for me anyways.

 

[grimlockcel]

No you didnt

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

lmao i could never do that. My mother broke my nose the first time i stood up to her, and then she beat me like a dying dog when i ran away from home. I just let her scream and pray she fries her vocal chords so i would never listen to her again (or get a stroke)

damn bro, that fucking sucks, my condolences, hope it gets/got better

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

No you didnt

Yuh huh

 

[FuckYou]

And everyone clapped.