It's Over I just browsed through 300 escorts ads

[Deleted member 15737]

Unless you live in a major city like London, New York, ect. the quality of escorts is so low that you might as well just buy a fleshlight.

Out of roughly 300 ads, 150 of them were obviously fake, 50 of them were fat 45+ year olds, 50 were methheads that looked 50 years old, 25 of them were tranny/shemale and the last 25 are black and white girls covered in tattoos that are 30lbs overweight and think they are worth $300 for 30 minutes.

 

[grondilu]

Besides most of the time escorts look much worse than on their ads.

Brothels should be legal everywhere.

 

[FrothySolutions]

What about Texas escorts?

 

[Eschewcel]

I don't see the point in fucking an escort really.
They get fucked by several people every day, their vagina is not tight at all. If your penis is average-size and not huge, you're going to float in her vagina. It's a good thing she can suck you off because if she can't...
While for the same price you can buy a tight silicone ass, you just have to put it in the microwave, put it at 38-40°C and you will have 50 times more sensations than fucking an escort. For 100-200 dollars, you get top-notch quality. My best experience was with a 60$ butt.
And if it's affection you're looking for, you won't find it with an escort, you'll hug a stranger; it's worthless.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Escortcelling is illegal where I live anyway. I've heard that escortcelling in America as a result isn't even a good experience so fuck it

 

[RoastieBeef]

It’s illegal. It could be a sting operation (likely isn’t) but it’ll be in the back of your mind. And it’ll affect your mindset, might be hard to get it up, etc

 

[PPEcel]

Major cities do have a better selection but these cities also have a very wealthy client base and high rental costs.

Since many escorts work out of hotels or second apartments, this means the average regional pricing in a large city is usually at least 50% more compared to a smaller one in the same country

 

[Speed]

Most of them look horrible in person. And the one's that don't are too fucking expensive.

 

[Deleted member 23981]

Should just go book a vacation to escortcel imo, countries like thailand, australia and seamaxxing are good solutions

 

[COPE GmbH]

and think they are worth $300 for 30 minutes.

Better buy a sexdoll or a torsodoll.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Haha burgercels are fucked
European masterrace JFL

 

[Reprobus]

white girls covered in tattoos that are 30lbs overweight and think they are worth $300 for 30 minutes.

This is why I gave up on escorts. Unless you live in a major city, these bitches are expecting you to pay an arm and a leg.

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Brothels should be legal everywhere.

 

[based_meme]

I don't see the point in fucking an escort really.
They get fucked by several people every day, their vagina is not tight at all. If your penis is average-size and not huge, you're going to float in her vagina. It's a good thing she can suck you off because if she can't...
While for the same price you can buy a tight silicone ass, you just have to put it in the microwave, put it at 38-40°C and you will have 50 times more sensations than fucking an escort. For 100-200 dollars, you get top-notch quality. My best experience was with a 60$ butt.
And if it's affection you're looking for, you won't find it with an escort, you'll hug a stranger; it's worthless.

 

[radishman]

Sugar babies are usually college girls and always looked much better than backpage esque escort ads.

 

[Justdone]

sex work is real work! All acts should be treated equally

 

[Eschewcel]

What's wrong.

 

[based_meme]

What's wrong.

JFL @ getting it down to a science, like it's a cooking instruction.

 

[Lookscel]

 

[Eschewcel]

JFL @ getting it down to a science, like it's a cooking instruction.

Well it is, everything is about cooking

 

[Deleted member 15737]

JFL @ getting it down to a science, like it's a cooking instruction.

Take dick, well beaten, add lube and stick dick in fleshlight at 350 degrees for 10 minutes.

 

[based_meme]

Take dick, well beaten, add lube and stick dick in fleshlight at 350 degrees for 10 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

whores from small/medium cities are DST-ridden drug addicts

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Escortcelling is illegal where I live anyway. I've heard that escortcelling in America as a result isn't even a good experience so fuck it

I thought you’d done it?

 

[Deleted member 23682]

I thought you’d done it?

I went to Mexico

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I thought you’d done it?

He is a dangerous felon in the United States wanted by Interpol for escortmaxxing

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I went to Mexico

They are way better in Latin America anyway.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

They are way better in Latin America anyway.

probably tbh. My hooker was pretty hawt

 

[Deleted member 20987]

Unless you live in a major city like London, New York, ect. the quality of escorts is so low that you might as well just buy a fleshlight.

As a UK-cel I can say you're wrong about London. It used to be escort central circa 2007-2013 with some of the most stunning, relatively speaking, escorts. But high rents, congestion charges created an exodus, where they migrated all over the UK working until their mid 30s before quitting.

This means only women who will take a serious paycut still work in London, which to be frank are n*ggers, 40-something foids and even Thai ladyboy tran-sexuals.

Correct about the fleshlight comment, I've got my first Onahole on order with a review to follow next week.

 

[The Abyss]

I don't see the point in fucking an escort really.
They get fucked by several people every day, their vagina is not tight at all. If your penis is average-size and not huge, you're going to float in her vagina. It's a good thing she can suck you off because if she can't...
While for the same price you can buy a tight silicone ass, you just have to put it in the microwave, put it at 38-40°C and you will have 50 times more sensations than fucking an escort. For 100-200 dollars, you get top-notch quality. My best experience was with a 60$ butt.
And if it's affection you're looking for, you won't find it with an escort, you'll hug a stranger; it's worthless.

Got some links to those microwave safe ones or whatever was best, PM if need.

 

[kikecel]

Unless you live in a major city like London, New York, ect. the quality of escorts is so low that you might as well just buy a fleshlight.

Out of roughly 300 ads, 150 of them were obviously fake, 50 of them were fat 45+ year olds, 50 were methheads that looked 50 years old, 25 of them were tranny/shemale and the last 25 are black and white girls covered in tattoos that are 30lbs overweight and think they are worth $300 for 30 minutes.

How do you guys get the courage to ask someone for sex, even if its for money