Am i dying?
Nah
mang
Eat your veggies
clogs me
how much do you shit a week
Once everyday usually
Take a bunch of laxatives then push until your eyes are bloodshot
that's normal for alot of people. Eat something fibre rich like oatmeal and relax
Just jump for 10 minutes.
I
Take a shit on a foid
Do it asap or else it's gonna feel more strenuous when you actually shit
Apple juice now
M
@Poopless One thoughts?
Rookie numbers
Take out your anal plug 
Drink Glauber salt. That will get you pissing out of your ass in half an hour to two hours.
Make sure to drink half a litre of water after drinking Glauber salt or during your shitpissing session.
After that you should rebuild your gut biome with gut bacteria which you can buy in any drug store.
You should also flush your intestines with warm water.
Gut cleansing once a year is a good way to remove possible parasites and all kinds of junk from your gut.
I always feel great after that.
Make sure to drink half a litre of water after drinking Glauber salt or during your shitpissing session.
After that you should rebuild your gut biome with gut bacteria which you can buy in any drug store.
You should also flush your intestines with warm water.
Gut cleansing once a year is a good way to remove possible parasites and all kinds of junk from your gut.
I always feel great after that.
Take out your anal plug
I'm taking a shit right now ded srs
Drink some coffee nigga have some laxatives
Relatable
No. It is normal for high protein diets. The shit part is that you will shit a gigantic log out that will be hard to flush.
New world order is coming nigga I'm yakubstein
Eat some pajeet street food
No, That means you need laxatives as the body cant push shit thru.
Sit in a deep squat position. It can cause pooping .
Eat fibres . Coffee can act like a laxative, you can drink coffee .
Eat fibres . Coffee can act like a laxative, you can drink coffee .
Eat Indian sewage water cleaned cow poop infested street food
Agreed, boost that immune system
I already had that for lunch though
Yes
You will die in 67 days
Drink castor oil.
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