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I havent jacked off in a week!!!

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My fucking roommate never leaves the room. He's always in here playing his ps4, i cant jack off and i'm horny as fuck. I tried doing it when he left for the dining hall yesterday, but i didnt finish quick enough and had to pull my pants up when i heard him open the door. I'm not jackin it in the bathrooms here either because they're absolutely disgusting. I hate having a roommate.
 
Literally every guy who isn't getting laid at uni.
 
The struggle is real boyo
 
Your roommate sounds like an Incel too, best bet is to jack off while he's in class, but you will probably have class at that time too.
 
Jack off while he's in the room.
 
Nautica1983 said:
My fucking roommate never leaves the room. He's always in here playing his ps4, i cant jack off and i'm horny as fuck. I tried doing it when he left for the dining hall yesterday, but i didnt finish quick enough and had to pull my pants up when i heard him open the door. I'm not jackin it in the bathrooms here either because they're absolutely disgusting. I hate having a roommate.

I have the same issue with my new roommate. The dude literally never leaves the room except to go to class and eat.
 
So you're doing nofap against your will?
 
Shoot your load on his face to show him that you’re not messing around.
 
Crustaciouse said:
Your roommate sounds like an Incel too, best bet is to jack off while he's in class, but you will probably have class at that time too.

Yup, when he has class, so do i. Funny thing is he's goodlooking acts like a normie, talks about girls on his snapchat, but never gets laid or hangs out with anyone on campus, lmao.


Facade said:
So you're doing nofap against your will?
Now that you mention it. This might actually be a blessing in disguise
 
this is why I need my own place. I completely lose my mind when I don't fap. No joke, shit gets dangerous
 
lmao join a club. seriously. Only do it once a week at most.

I went to Community college my first 2 years and became addicted to jerking it.
 
IronMike said:
lmao join a club. seriously.  Only do it once a week at most.

I went to Community college my first 2 years and became addicted to jerking it.

I volunteer on the greenhouse farm every weekend and i go to the video game club sometimes. I tried the anime club, but those people were just too weird for me.
 
Nautica1983 said:
I volunteer on the greenhouse farm every weekend and i go to the video game club sometimes. I tried the anime club, but those people were just too weird for me.

lmao my minor was japanese, you have the same weebs but they are forced to be normal in class to some degree.  

Cool that your getting involved, ask your roommate if he wants to go to evening campus events, or join an intramural team, or get a job. You want to finish your day completely drained so that you are too tired to fap
 

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