I have to crawl to pee

[Murdoch89]

So drunk right now I don't want it to be Valentine's day

 

[Sniffles]

What? Crawling to pee? How are you crawling to pee?

 

[shibo]

OP most likely retarded

 

[Sniffles]

OP most likely retarded

No bro he's literally a superhero. He can crawl to pee.

 

[Murdoch89]

OP most likely retarded

Yeah I'm retarded

OP most likely retarded

Yeah im retarded thanks for letting me know

 

[Michael15651]

Try climbing.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Try climbing.

outmaneuvers me

 

[blackcel]

Wtf are you doing? Pee into your empty liquor bottles.

Fucking amateur hour over here, man.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Valentine's Day is over dawg.

it is over

 

[Sniffles]

Try climbing.

Climbing to pee would be next level I won't lie.

 

[Insomniac]

crawls me

 

[FinnCel]

I wish I could still get that drunk.
I've drank so much that alcohol barely affects my balance

 

[Mr Joyboy]

What a punk.

 

[Weed]

Try climbing.

Try parkour tbhtbhngl

 

[Deleted member 15752]

outmaneuvers me