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I have the most SUBHUMAN neck here. [Pic]. It's OVER.

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It's comically long and skinny. And I have a wide frame to go with it to make it look worse. JFL at me.
 
Giraffecel.

At least the width is fixable though. Do neck curls.
 
Invest in AR, hope for quantum resurrection, it's ogre!
 
Neckmax and go to africa to slay some baby giraffes
 
subhuman neck isnt enough to be incel, your face would have to be pretty fucked as well, since your build isnt too bad
 
Ostrichcel. OGER.
 
Are you stretching your neck though?
 
NeverSubmit said:
Are you stretching your neck though?

Yeah, a bit, but it's not far off from what it looks like resting
 
BonePressed said:
Yeah, a bit, but it's not far off from what it looks like resting
Maybe try growing a beard?
 
NeverSubmit said:
Maybe try growing a beard?

I can't…yet, at least. 

I just have to look on the bright side. Like, for example, when I do pullups, I can put my chin over the bar without actually going all the way up. 

It would be great in competitions.
 
reminds me of blackops2cel idk y
 
try wearing turtle necks or getting tats

this is honestly one of the worst necks ive ever seen (ignoring the existence of ur head) and u might actually be a "neckcel"
 
JFL. Giraffecel

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COPY THAT

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your only hope is to bulk it up
 
At least you have a neck. I don't. My neck is short and thick like a wrestler. And I'm a manlet as well.
 
whogivesafucc said:
your only hope is to bulk it up

Yeah, and I'm just going to try to make my traps huge as well.


incel-warrior said:
At least you have a neck. I don't. My neck is short and thick like a wrestler. And I'm a manlet as well.

I stand shoulder to shoulder with 5'10" to 6'0" men, but because of my neck I'm 6'3"
 
KV3 said:
It’s like a girl neck

Yeah, long and thin is ideal for a woman. 

Short and thick is ideal for a man
 
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