O
I just did a testosterone check online and I had levels (330 ml) like an 80 year old man.
It's over.
It's over.
R
RIP. How do you do an online testosterone check? Cum into the disk drive?
O
They send you a vial and you a pin prick in your finger with a couple of drops blood, then you send it back with UPS.
F
How much does this cost?
O
$100
R
Tell us about yourself. Age, physical fitness, nofap?, drugs?
O
34, decent physical, but injuries (pain), chronic fatigue, bad sleep, fap, no drugs, no alchohol, ok diet.
I have gyno and am a hipcel. I think I have some undiagnosed genetic disorder. Not Kleinefelter, cause I am within "normal", but probably some shit going on with hormones.
R
I see. As a fellow hipcel, I thought about roiding and bulking to big nigga mode. Have you thought about that?
O
Yes I will 90% sure do that.
I want to get gyno operation first.
I also need to figure out if I have some genetic disease first.
I will 100% roid it up if I am in the clear though. No different than foids getting fake tits.
HAHAAHAHAHA
R
Good luck, man. Maybe you can test the roids first before the gyno surgery because it would suck if you got the surgery and then roids gave you bitch tits again.
damn i have gyno too bro its over, and wide hips too. want to get checked for klinefelters but idk where in my country
O
You can get an online testosterone test first.
Or better, get a fertility test, something like 99% of Kleinefelters are infertile. If you are fertile, you are not kleinefelter.
I am not infertile, I had a lot of sperm, it was just that most of them were mutated and retarded.
I have abnormally high T and my eating of almonds is just gonna make it higher.
Mainstream doctors will still say it's not low enough for prescribed test
O
Fuck em, I'll find someone to prescribe, but I want to know if I have some kind of disease which is supressing my levels.
I used to be horny as hell in my mid 20s, after turning 30 I went to limp dick cuck.
Just LDAR like an 80 year old male TBH
bad idea goy, go drink some soy milk
That's 15 ml more than mine when I last got mine checked like 3 years ago
Mogs me
be quiet, jew!
I assume you have talked to your doctor about getting hormone therapy already.
Mine is probably in the soy-tier 150-250 range.
Same. That being said there is no point in getting it tested as I wouldn't take supplements regardless seing how shitty my hairline already is.
Mines was 292/865(?) when I was 22. I tried getting TEST because I was clearly low and the dumb fem doctor said it was normal.
Do you take vitamins and get plenty of protein and stuff?
I take a multivit, omega 3 and gelatine every day and I think that covers me pretty well. Maybe I should get more olive oil though as a healthy fat source.
I take a multivit, omega 3 and gelatine every day and I think that covers me pretty well. Maybe I should get more olive oil though as a healthy fat source.
O
I don't think my lack of testosterone can be cured by that, maybe it can help a little.
I had one slim shot in my mid twenties when my test was raging and I was not balding and I was sort of able to NTmaxx (not really, but passable in short spurts), where I might have been able to ascend. Also as a teen I might have had a shot if someone had helped me out with the gyno and extreme social anxiety.
A very short window was open, now closed. Nature gave me that short window to prove my defective genes. Had I succeeded, then nature would intend for me to betabuxx going forward with my low test.
Not going to attempt betabuxxing though with low test.
They always say low test is normal, you just need to find a doc with a reputation for giving out TRT. Sometimes I think they want us low T because then we'll have to pay them for more treatment, why solve the issue when you can make them dependent.
O
Its not even your fault, all that proestrogen birth control waste being released into the water by foids is rapidly increasing estrogen levels thus turning us into men with bitch tits. That shit literally cannot be filtered in water treatment plants.
O
Yeah, that's why I think it would be ok to do TRT, cause modern tech and society ruined my body, so it's ok to use modern tech to fix it.
Why do female trannies get easy access to testosterone? Fuck society do what you want and take advantage of modern medicine.
just buy some UGL test online and get it over with
it's cheap as dirt, don't forget to take duta to keep your hair
it's cheap as dirt, don't forget to take duta to keep your hair
just take steroids bro
Lucky mine are under 300. I do feel better taking 6 star testosterone booster but maybe someday I can afford TRT
M
Jesus thats brutal. Time to hop on some test then? I got my levels tested about a year ago and they were at 950ng/dL. I can’t imagine being that low though. It’s over if you don’t go on TRT
OP you were played. The lab can't do a test from just a few drops of blood from a pin prick. You need to collect a full vial direct from the vein.
A massive fraud was recently comitted by a company called Theranos, which claimed they had revolutionised the blood testing industry by inventing a special machine that could make accurate test using micro samples of blood. turns out it was totally false and the director is facing criminal charges.
I used to deliver vials of blood to a pathology testing lab so I know first hand that you need a fair amount of blood for accurate testing. The vials were also hand delivered as soon as they were pulled from the vein. Just lol if you think you can even test a few drops of blood delivered through the mail.
A massive fraud was recently comitted by a company called Theranos, which claimed they had revolutionised the blood testing industry by inventing a special machine that could make accurate test using micro samples of blood. turns out it was totally false and the director is facing criminal charges.
I used to deliver vials of blood to a pathology testing lab so I know first hand that you need a fair amount of blood for accurate testing. The vials were also hand delivered as soon as they were pulled from the vein. Just lol if you think you can even test a few drops of blood delivered through the mail.
Low IQ.
O
You might not like the fact that you just got scammed out of $100, but look on the brightside. The figure they gave you is totally false so you can hope that the real number is actually higher.
Similar threads
Users who are viewing this thread
