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SuicideFuel I have spent about $1,310 so far on hookers. And I only had sex four times.

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Whoever is claiming that visiting escorts is cheaper than having a girlfriend or wife is fucking delusional, I'll tell you that.

$1310 dollars for a total of 4 and a half hours, that's essentially two hours a month, in which I have sex. But it's not even two hours of sex, it's 15 minutes at most (escorts get tired if you try to fuck any longer than that), and it's not the full experience.

Every escort where I live charges minimum $250/hr, up to $350 for more high-end escorts. That's $500 a month or $7000 a year spent on an activity that people do for free with a loving significant other.

Chad does not need to spent this much money on sex. At most he'll pay a $20 Uber for a girl to come over to his place, and maybe $11.99 for a Netflix subscription (or better yet he uses the girl's Netflix), and in return he gets to have sloppy, love-filled, passionful sex with a girl that actually wants to be there. She will let him fuck her bare and service his every need. For actual dates, the girl doesn't care, she's totally content with walking with him in the park or biking together, all activities which are essentially free. If they are together, she will split the bill with him on everything, including rent and other living expenses. With a dual-income, they are essentially living richer, more fulfilling lives, and have more money even if they don't earn as much or work less. Having a significant other makes you richer, and offers you a more fulfilling sex life in the long run.

Meanwhile, I get what is essentially a business transaction by a provider who works on her own terms. Everything is covered so you don't actually get to touch a vagina, and she decides what you can or cannot do. Maybe with a bit of alcohol in you it can be enjoyable, but for the most part it's an awkward arrangement where she fakes everything about her-self, and tries to get you to cum as fast as possible so you can leave. If she's high-end, she'll fake enthusiasm with you and give you compliments here and there, but you know in the back of your head that if you weren't paying her she wouldn't even acknowledge your existence.

So you leave her loft the same way you entered; destitute, lonely and ashamed that this is the only kind of intimacy you can access. Even if she were a complete bombshell and she really made an effort to please you, the positive emotions only last for so long until you realize that it was all hollow.

Now, I make a decent salary of $4,000 a month so I can afford to buy sex, but I always think of the lost opportunity that $1,310 had. That's money that could have gone into stocks and investments, it could have paid an extra month on a mortgage, it could have got me enough weed to last a year. $1,310 could have been a dozen camping trips. It could have gone into a high-end graphics card.

However, instead of putting this money somewhere responsible or spending it on something productive, I have to instead spend it on escorts to sate the ever-increasing desire to wrap a rope around my head and end it all. I am left poorer as a result, with only a single income to support my-self and my living expenses.

Some day I might say fuck it and decide to kill myself, but when you guys say that escortcels are fakecels, you completely misunderstand the scenario. Seeing an escort does not change who you are as a person, it will not make you better with women, and it will not leave you satisfied in the end. It's a band-aid to a permanent problem, it's the essence of cope.
 
I have nothing against paying for escorts usually but spending that much for so little in return is genuinely kind of cucked JFL
 
Wow that's a lot of money dude, fucksake, next time you get time off work book 2 weeks in sea dude but then again only if hwite.
 
Chad doesn't spend a dime for sex.
 
I would only do it very rarely when my sex drive is getting out of control. Unless your rich you can't afford to regularly escortmaxx.
 
I spent that literal exact amount and i've had sex around 15 times or so.
Don't pay for an hour. 30 mins is usually enough.
 
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250 for some girl who just came from sucking 5 dirty dicks in a row JFL. I'll open up pornhub and keep my money
 
escortcelling is a waste of money, and more importantly, a waste of your soul
 
that a lot of dough. if i were an UScel i would try it only once just to find out how it is and then to it never again
 
I spend that literal exact amount and i've had sex around 15 times or so.
Don't pay for an hour. 30 mins is usually enough.

30 minutes is not enough for me to be drunk enough to do this.

If I'm not drunk and I see an escort I literally won't cum. I need an hour minimum for that to work.
 
You live in burgerland? Here in burgerland they charge 200-300 USD an hour and thing is, they're not even that attractive to warrant me paying 1233.33% more than minimum wage.

This was the last thing that stopped me from beginning to escortcel.
 
brutal ans USApilled, you could buy a cheap flight to SEA with that money
I'm used to pay 70€ a bang
 
are you high inhib?

I'm not sure, it's more that I'm hyper-aware of it being a business arrangement and I know that she's not really enjoying her time and does not want to service me, but is only doing it because I'm paying her.

Trading money for sex is just not natural, you can't be in a sober state of mind doing it. You need to dumb down your brain to its lizard components in order to enjoy it. With alcohol, it's enjoyable because I don't think about the other stuff and just think about what feels good in the moment. Otherwise my brain will literally prevent me from cooming.
 
I have nothing against paying for escorts usually but spending that much for so little in return is genuinely kind of cucked JFL
Shin no Shi
 
lol why not give me the money or use it for surgerymaxx
 
Have you tried propositioning random girls on Instagram/Tinder etc? College age girls are poor AF.
 
I'm not sure, it's more that I'm hyper-aware of it being a business arrangement and I know that she's not really enjoying her time and does not want to service me, but is only doing it because I'm paying her.

Trading money for sex is just not natural, you can't be in a sober state of mind doing it. You need to dumb down your brain to its lizard components in order to enjoy it. With alcohol, it's enjoyable because I don't think about the other stuff and just think about what feels good in the moment. Otherwise my brain will literally prevent me from cooming.
Ah. That makes sense. I was like that at first too but once I get into it, I just pretend that i'm doing porn. I find it hard to coom in a pussy though unless it's really tight.
 
Not bad a deal tbh. I spent way more when I escortcelled but all the things people complain about on here (the sterile mechnical awkward environment) I didn't experience so the extra I gave them was worth it.

You could invest it sure, but you could die tomorrow and someone else reaps the rewards. Least with sex you get it NOW.
 
what kind of insane stamina do you have?
:chad:

If you are circumcised and grew up only getting sexual stimulation from porn and masturbating, trust me you will feel almost nothing the first time you have sex. The first time I escortcelled I couldn't even cum, dead serious. Second time I escortcelled she had to empty half a bottle of lube into her cooch. It's not a blessing.
 
With such a good salary you should consider taking your next holidays in central Europe. Hookers there charge 50€ regardless of how good looking they are. Plus it's not escorting, it's old school prostitution like brothels, so you have much more choice and you can pick the girl from face-to-face encounter, not from photographs.

Of course that won't be possible if politicians use Corona-chan to completely eradicate prostitution in Europe, though. That is very much possible, unfortunately.
 
Not bad a deal tbh. I spent way more when I escortcelled but all the things people complain about on here (the sterile mechnical awkward environment) I didn't experience so the extra I gave them was worth it.

You could invest it sure, but you could die tomorrow and someone else reaps the rewards. Least with sex you get it NOW.

That's the way I see it. What's the point in investing in a society that doesn't want you around? Investing is something you do if you feel like you have a future to safeguard, and you want to be comfortable in that future.

I personally don't see any future in which I am living past the age of 30. So this money is better spent now, getting a hint of what I'm missing out on, than on useless shekels that will mean nothing to me.
 
Yet another evidence that sun 8 men have it harder
 
With such a good salary you should consider taking your next holidays in central Europe. Hookers there charge 50€ regardless of how good looking they are. Plus it's not escorting, it's old school prostitution like brothels, so you have much more choice and you can pick the girl from face-to-face encounter, not from photographs.

Of course that won't be possible if politicians use Corona-chan to completely eradicate prostitution in Europe, though. That is very much possible, unfortunately.

I don't want to go to Europe for escorts, lmao. Dude I'm like 5'5" at most an a Sandcel on top of that, and even the girls in Europe are pretty tall. The only experience I had with a tall escort was so fucking awful that I couldn't finish.
 
Seeing escorts was the biggest waste of money in my life. Your hired "partner" will treat you like absolute shit (despite paying her hundreds of dollars per session) if you are ugly and socially-awkward like I am. Plus you can't fuck them raw and condoms totally ruin everything for me. Sexdolls feel better. Even using your hand with the right lube feels better than condomed sex with someone who is outright disgusted with you and doesn't even attempt to conceal it!

I'm proud to say that I haven't had sex with a hooker, or with anyone besides my lovedolls, in 1.5 years.
 
If you are circumcised and grew up only getting sexual stimulation from porn and masturbating, trust me you will feel almost nothing the first time you have sex. The first time I escortcelled I couldn't even cum, dead serious. Second time I escortcelled she had to empty half a bottle of lube into her cooch. It's not a blessing.
I have a friend that "ascended" with a 31 yo roastie and he said he cums in 2 seconds everytime (he has sex with her very seldomly)
 
I don't want to go to Europe for escorts, lmao. Dude I'm like 5'5" at most an a Sandcel on top of that, and even the girls in Europe are pretty tall. The only experience I had with a tall escort was so fucking awful that I couldn't finish.

Plenty of short hookers in German brothels. That being said, it's your call. Assuming you live in America, I can understand that you don't want to cross the Atlantic just for sex, as you'd probably end up paying just as much money with hotel and plane ticket.

Still, since you earn good money, I would recommend you give it a shot. Worst case scenario, you would have visited Europe.
 
Plenty of short hookers in German brothels. That being said, it's your call. Assuming you live in America, I can understand that you don't want to cross the Atlantic just for sex, as you'd probably end up paying just as much money with hotel and plane ticket.

Still, since you earn good money, I would recommend you give it a shot. Worst case scenario, you would have visited Europe.

I'll give it a try, thanks.

Maybe even the service in Germany is better because prostitution is legalized. North American girls don't give a fuck, they want your money and they want you out ASAP.

50 euros and no worry about being jailed, honestly sounds like a great deal.
 
I don't want to go to Europe for escorts, lmao. Dude I'm like 5'5" at most an a Sandcel on top of that, and even the girls in Europe are pretty tall. The only experience I had with a tall escort was so fucking awful that I couldn't finish.
I have a fetish for tall girls
 
Seeing escorts was the biggest waste of money in my life. Your hired "partner" will treat you like absolute shit (despite paying her hundreds of dollars per session) if you are ugly and socially-awkward like I am. Plus you can't fuck them raw and condoms totally ruin everything for me. Sexdolls feel better. Even using your hand with the right lube feels better than condomed sex with someone who is outright disgusted with you and doesn't even attempt to conceal it!

I'm proud to say that I haven't had sex with a hooker, or with anyone besides my lovedolls, in 1.5 years.

When I can tell that they are disgusted I literally cannot cum, I lose my erection instantly. That's why I need liquor, to dumb me down so that all I care about is having sex and busting a nut.

I'd say two of the four girls treated me well, but they were both shorter than me and I paid for a GFE.
 
Maybe even the service in Germany is better because prostitution is legalized.

Don't put your hopes too high in that regard. From my experience, it very much depend on the girl, on the context or whatever.

Some girls are really good at pretending they're having a good time, others will be as unenthusiastic as you can imagine.
 
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I have a fetish for tall girls

I like them too. I was actually very physically attracted to her, her legs were amazing and her skin was so soft. But the way she treated me man, I felt like a fucking dog. She clearly hated having to service me. With the blowjob she would do a bit of a bite anytime I started feeling good, and literally two minutes into penetrating her she says, "Can you cum already? Hurry up." Then she starts looking at her phone. I booked it at that point, didn't even say bye.
 
Don't put your hopes too high in that regard. From my experience, it very much depend on the girl, on the context or whatever.

Some girls are really good at pretending they're having a good time, others will be as unenthusiastic as you can imagine.

As long as I have liquor I don't care. Once I'm at least one drink in, I stop caring about whether or not she's having a good time. and at least it will be cheaper.
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They really, REALLY like my hookercelling stories for some reason.
 
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Not if they're smart and get on OF or Seeking.

Then again they are foids so that's not a given. :feelshmm:

It's hard making good money on OF and most girls don't want their cunt out on the internet forever.
 
It's hard making good money on OF and most girls don't want their cunt out on the internet forever.

It's still a crime to proposition money for sex. If I do it on Tinder and I get reported, I could easily land in prison.
 
just have a girlfriend bro
 
You know what I hate about escorts? The fact that I can't choke them, spit on them, slap them, grab them with more strength, etc. What's the fucking point? Whilst I'm going through this chads are fucking 15 year olds and doing anal with them. Also, I wonder how sex without a condom feels like. It must be much better.
 
Could've spent $1310 on surgery
 

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